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Message: <blockquote data-quote="eyong" data-source="post: 2775627" data-attributes="member: 23540">I'll start with one .... Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ... Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?Ali: Manyak bagut. Bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo... Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ada cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..Ali: Apa probrem ?Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tatak bagut...manyak cinang semputloh .. Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa celita... saya suda lama potong.tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap maen woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .. saya punya 6 inci laa..Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jgn maen2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci.. Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..Ali: Abis... lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..Apek: Saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka..molo punya olang..Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..Bukan potong zaka la..... proton saga........<img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore    :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore    :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /> <img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/adore.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":adore:" title="adore    :adore:" data-shortname=":adore:" /></blockquote>

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