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<blockquote data-quote="eyong" data-source="post: 3610702" data-attributes="member: 23540"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em><span style="color: Blue">Malaysian Drivers</span></em></strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: IPOH driver.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>2. One hand on wheel, one hand out the window with </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>cigarette: KEPONG driver..</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>all lanes of traffic: DOWNTOWN KUALA LUMPUR driver.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>4. One hand on wheel, one hand on parang, foot solidly on </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>accelerator: JOHOR driver. </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, hands-free on the </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>lap: BANGSAR driver.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>quivering in terror: FOREIGNER, driving in MALAYSIA . </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>7. One hand on 12 oz.. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>talking on cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SUBANG JAYA DRIVER.....on the </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Federal Highway !!!</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>8. One hand on wheel, one hand on passengers head rest,</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>brake, throwing rambutans or durian shells out the window:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>KARAK HIGHWAY ; KUANTAN driver.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>9. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, READY-TO-KILL attitude,</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>rear window stickers read "Make my day", beer cans on floor, wedding </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>ribbon still attached to antenna: CONSTRUCTION SITE....PUCHONG driver! </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>10.One hand on the handphone, another hand picking nose, One </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>leg on the dash board, another leg crossed on the seat with a beer can </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>in the middle ~~ turning anywhere he likes, parking anywhere he likes, in</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>fact, driving anywhere he likes. aaahhh..... this is a heaven for </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>drivers..... . welcome to PENANG !</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>11. Two hands gripping tightly to the wheel, eyes glued on </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>the windscreen, alternately stepping on the accelerator and brakes every 5</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>seconds.WOMAN DRIVER!</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="eyong, post: 3610702, member: 23540"] [SIZE="5"][B][I][COLOR="Blue"]Malaysian Drivers[/COLOR][/I][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE="3"][B]1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: IPOH driver. 2. One hand on wheel, one hand out the window with cigarette: KEPONG driver.. 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: DOWNTOWN KUALA LUMPUR driver. 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on parang, foot solidly on accelerator: JOHOR driver. 5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, hands-free on the lap: BANGSAR driver. 6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: FOREIGNER, driving in MALAYSIA . 7. One hand on 12 oz.. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, talking on cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SUBANG JAYA DRIVER.....on the Federal Highway !!! 8. One hand on wheel, one hand on passengers head rest, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing rambutans or durian shells out the window: KARAK HIGHWAY ; KUANTAN driver. 9. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, READY-TO-KILL attitude, rear window stickers read "Make my day", beer cans on floor, wedding ribbon still attached to antenna: CONSTRUCTION SITE....PUCHONG driver! 10.One hand on the handphone, another hand picking nose, One leg on the dash board, another leg crossed on the seat with a beer can in the middle ~~ turning anywhere he likes, parking anywhere he likes, in fact, driving anywhere he likes. aaahhh..... this is a heaven for drivers..... . welcome to PENANG ! 11. Two hands gripping tightly to the wheel, eyes glued on the windscreen, alternately stepping on the accelerator and brakes every 5 seconds.WOMAN DRIVER![/B][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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