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<blockquote data-quote="eyong" data-source="post: 3634939" data-attributes="member: 23540"><p><em><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Do you know the reason why Singapore government restricts the citizens not to chew gum? Here is the story....</strong></span></em></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">One day Lee Kwan Yew went to Thailand and had lobster at the dinner with the Thai King. After Lee finished, he asked the King. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Lee : Your Highness, what can you do with this lobster skin? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">King : We cannot do anything with it, we just throw away. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Lee : Oh, no. In our country, we send it to the factory and </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">produce some prawn cracker. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Then Lee had an orange. After he finished, he asked the King. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Lee : What can you do with the orange skin? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">King : We cannot do anything. We just throw away. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Lee : Oh, no. In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce some orange jam. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Then Lee asked for some chewing gum. After he finished, he put on the plate and asked the King. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Lee : What can you do with the chewing gum? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">King : Oh, no. We just throw it away. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Lee : In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce condoms send </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">it to Thailand. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Lee said good-bye to the King and the King asked Lee. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">King : What can you do with the condom when you finish using it? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Lee : We cannot do anything. We throw it away. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">King : In Thailand when we finish using the condom, we send it to the factory to produce chewing gum and send it back to </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Singapore!!! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">!@$%&*Singaporeans are Kiasu People*&%$@!</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="eyong, post: 3634939, member: 23540"] [I][SIZE="4"][B]Do you know the reason why Singapore government restricts the citizens not to chew gum? Here is the story....[/B][/SIZE][/I] [SIZE="3"]One day Lee Kwan Yew went to Thailand and had lobster at the dinner with the Thai King. After Lee finished, he asked the King. Lee : Your Highness, what can you do with this lobster skin? King : We cannot do anything with it, we just throw away. Lee : Oh, no. In our country, we send it to the factory and produce some prawn cracker. Then Lee had an orange. After he finished, he asked the King. Lee : What can you do with the orange skin? King : We cannot do anything. We just throw away. Lee : Oh, no. In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce some orange jam. Then Lee asked for some chewing gum. After he finished, he put on the plate and asked the King. Lee : What can you do with the chewing gum? King : Oh, no. We just throw it away. Lee : In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce condoms send it to Thailand. Lee said good-bye to the King and the King asked Lee. King : What can you do with the condom when you finish using it? Lee : We cannot do anything. We throw it away. King : In Thailand when we finish using the condom, we send it to the factory to produce chewing gum and send it back to Singapore!!! !@$%&*Singaporeans are Kiasu People*&%$@![/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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