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<blockquote data-quote="eyong" data-source="post: 3649758" data-attributes="member: 23540"><p><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Jokes Noto To Be Missed</span></strong></em></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Failure is not when ur girlfriend leaves you... </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">It's only when u leave her a virgin. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Tension is when wife is pregnant!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Horror: When both r pregnant!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when mating. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted Salty?!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Why is it that a girl looks down when u say I love u? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">To see if u really mean it!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Why is sex similar to shaving?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Well, because no matter how well u do it today,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">tomorrow u have to do it again.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex .</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The stock markets now are like an old man's dick?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone is still getting fucked!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">This week is Breast Awareness Week. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Spread the slogan: We stare because we care!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The Lord Almighty sentenced them to: Hang Till Death !</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">He sees a guy leaping out of the window.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Tit-Bits.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">And if it bursts in a man's underwear?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Banana split.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">What's the diff between a bomb n a condom?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">In a bomb blast population decreases & if a condom blasts population increases.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="eyong, post: 3649758, member: 23540"] [I][B][SIZE="4"]Jokes Noto To Be Missed[/SIZE][/B][/I] [SIZE="3"]Failure is not when ur girlfriend leaves you... It's only when u leave her a virgin. Tension is when wife is pregnant! Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant! Horror: When both r pregnant! Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both! The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted Salty?! Why is it that a girl looks down when u say I love u? To see if u really mean it! Why is sex similar to shaving? Well, because no matter how well u do it today, tomorrow u have to do it again. Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does. Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex . Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life? Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years. The stock markets now are like an old man's dick? Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone is still getting fucked! This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: We stare because we care! The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to: Hang Till Death ! A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window. Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice! Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once? Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time. What is the difference between a chicken and a baby? Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock. If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get? Tit-Bits. And if it bursts in a man's underwear? Banana split. What's the diff between a bomb n a condom? In a bomb blast population decreases & if a condom blasts population increases.[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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