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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mingz" data-source="post: 3664331" data-attributes="member: 58412">" A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students.As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students toIntroduce themselves with name and hobby.She said, " Let's start with the boys first."Boys start giving their intro...First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."Teacher was confused to listen but said, "Interesting.Well, Ok. In fact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after allthere is essentially a child in each of us. So it's ok John. Yes next."Second boy: "Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good. I like the spirit of supportinga friend. Ok next. "Third boy: "I'm Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."Teacher: "Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next."This continues...and the last boy stands up "I'm Harry and my hobby is to see bubble in theBathtub. "Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teachun-grown boys for long.Anyway, now the girls please. "First girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to see birds."Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok next."Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes."Teacher "Now it's like educated grown up girls. Ok next. You sweet girl;Yes you... "Most beautiful girl of the class:"Madam, my name is 'Bubble', and my hobby is to take bath three times aday."Teacher Fainted!!! "Bump: Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.' ------------ --------- --------- - Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?' Wife: 'Yes or no.' ------------ --------- --------- - Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?' Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' ------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- ----- Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' ------------ --------- --------- Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' ____________ _________ _________ __ A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' ------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- --------- Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.' ------------ --------- --------- - A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'</blockquote>

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