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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2279638" data-attributes="member: 14320">DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADYBoy 1: Why do yourun from a naked lady?Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a nakedlady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!NAMES OF WIVESA malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...4th wife..... baby doll3rd wife.....china doll2nd wife.....barbie doll1st wife..... panadol !HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAMEThis is how India got its name.....The king was having sex with his mistress whilethinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?"...RESEARCH FINDINGResearch shows men are fatter than women becauseevery-night men get freshmilk & 2 papayaswomen only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon ofstarch!SERVICESex is like a restaurant.Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, andsometimes you have to besatisfied with self-service"HAPPY MANWhat makes a happy man?Daughter on the cover of cosmo.Son on the cover of sports illustrated.Mistress on the cover of playboyand .. Wife on the cover of "missingpersons"SWIMSUITWhy was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRYsection.GOOD AMBITIONTeacher: What do you want to become?Little Johnny: Doctor !!Teacher: Why?Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where ucan tell a woman to takeoff her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.DENTISTWoman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'llrather have a baby thanhave a tooth removed."Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust thechair accordingly."VIRGINOld lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wantedher tombstone to read :BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.On their first night both were crying - why???Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotteneverything.</blockquote>

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