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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Clipz" data-source="post: 2375174" data-attributes="member: 48756">The Clever GreekAn old Greek man lived alone in Marrickville. He wanted to dig histomato garden, but it was hard work for his advanced years as theground was very hard.His only son, Spiro, who used to help him, was in prison. The old manwrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.Dear Spiro,I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plantmy tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up agarden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over.I know you would dig the plot for me.Love PapaA few days later he received a letter from his son.Dear Papa,Don't dig up the garden. That's where I buried the bodies.Love SpiroAt 4 A.M. the next morning, Federal agents and NSW Police arrived anddug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized tothe old man and left.That same day the old man received another letter from his son.Dear Papa,Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do underthe circumstances.Love SpiroReply With Quote-------------------------------------------------------------------A Malaysian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that thereis a different hell for each country.He goes first to theGerman hell and asks: 'What do they do here?'He is told 'First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.Then theylay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes inand whips you for the rest of the day.'The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks outthe American hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very longline of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks 'What do they do here?'He is told 'First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then theylay you on a bed of nails for another hour.Then the Malaysian devil comes inand whips you for the rest of the day.''But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there somany people waiting to get in? ''Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a formerGovt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to thecanteen for teh-tarik...'</blockquote>