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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2479671" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists,</p><p>Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked</p><p>simple questions:</p><p></p><p>MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"</p><p>Miss USA: Lamp</p><p>Miss Malaysia: Light Bulb</p><p>Miss Singapore: LADIO</p><p>Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"</p><p></p><p>MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal </p><p>starting with the letter "L"</p><p>Miss USA: Lion</p><p>Miss Malaysia: Leopard</p><p>Miss Singapore: LABBIT</p><p>Judge: No, no, no!</p><p></p><p>MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L"</p><p>Miss USA: Lexus</p><p>Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini</p><p>Miss Singapore: Lolls-Loyce</p><p>Judge: Oh my God!</p><p>MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting </p><p>with the letter "L"</p><p>Miss USA: Lemon</p><p>Miss Malaysia: Lychee</p><p>Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!</p><p></p><p>This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of </p><p>judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified; </p><p>and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems </p><p>with the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance.</p><p></p><p>Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with </p><p>the letter "L"</p><p>Miss USA: Lung (applause)</p><p>Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)</p><p>Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU</p><p>The Judges fainted..!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2479671, member: 14320"] It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked simple questions: MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L" Miss USA: Lamp Miss Malaysia: Light Bulb Miss Singapore: LADIO Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L" MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter "L" Miss USA: Lion Miss Malaysia: Leopard Miss Singapore: LABBIT Judge: No, no, no! MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L" Miss USA: Lexus Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini Miss Singapore: Lolls-Loyce Judge: Oh my God! MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L" Miss USA: Lemon Miss Malaysia: Lychee Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!! This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance. Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L" Miss USA: Lung (applause) Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause) Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU The Judges fainted..!!! [/QUOTE]
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