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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2515558" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next time you need to return </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkGreen"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!</span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>"PINCH MY NIPPLES,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>PINCH MY NIPPLES,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!" </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>in front of a growing crowd of customers.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>The manager went to the woman and asked,"Ma'am what's wrong?"</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>Once again, the woman threw her arms up in the air and screamed,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>"PINCH MY NIPPLES,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>PINCH MY NIPPLES,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!" </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>This began to draw an even bigger crowd!</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>In shock, the store manager pleaded,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>In a huff, the woman said,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>MY NIPPLES PINCHED</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Olive"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><strong>The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!</strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2515558, member: 14320"] [COLOR="DarkGreen"][B][SIZE="3"][FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"]This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!![/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR="Olive"][SIZE="3"][FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"][B]A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!" The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager went to the woman and asked,"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman threw her arms up in the air and screamed, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!" This began to draw an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleaded, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?" In a huff, the woman said, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!" The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!![/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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