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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2519951" data-attributes="member: 14320">NO NO NO!!!A man with a 25 inch long weenie goes to his doctor to complain that heis having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had morethan one complaint. "Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is thereanything you can do for me?The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I doknow this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives himdirections to the witch.The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my weenie is25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You aremy only hope."The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "Ithink I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this. Go deep intothe forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frogsitting on a log. This frog has magical powers. You must say to frog,will you marry me? When the frog says no, you will find five inches lessto your problem."The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He called outto the frog, "Will you marry me?"The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO!"The man looked down and suddenly his wee was 5 inches shorter."WOW," he screamed out loud, "this is great!" However he realized it'sstill too long at 20 inches, so he asked the frog to marry him again.""Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted.The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"The man felt another twitch in his pants, looked down, and it was another5 inches shorter.The man laughed,"This is fantastic." He looked down again, 15 incheslong, and reflected for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster,just a little less would be ideal. Grinning, he looked across the pondand yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?"The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head, "How many timesdo I have to tell you? NO, N, NO!!!</blockquote>