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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2543170" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?</p><p>Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.</p><p></p><p>Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?</p><p>Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!</p><p></p><p>*****************</p><p></p><p>Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.</p><p>Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?</p><p>Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &</p><p>put warid sim.</p><p>Thank you for calling ufone.</p><p></p><p>*****************</p><p></p><p>Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:</p><p>“Me sick, no work”</p><p>Boss SMS back:</p><p>“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”</p><p>2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:</p><p>“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”</p><p></p><p>*****************</p><p></p><p>A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :</p><p>Is that a sun or moon?</p><p></p><p>Other Sardar replies :</p><p>Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..</p><p></p><p>*****************</p><p></p><p>Question: Why did 18 Sardars</p><p>go to a movie?</p><p></p><p>Answer: Because below 18</p><p>was not allowed.</p><p></p><p>*****************</p><p></p><p>A sardarji Doctor falls</p><p>in Love with a Nurse.</p><p></p><p>*****************</p><p></p><p>Sardar’s Leave application</p><p></p><p>Dear Sir,</p><p>My wife is ill.</p><p>As there is no other Husband</p><p>in the family to look after her,</p><p>Kindly grant me leave for one day.</p><p></p><p>*****************</p><p></p><p>A sardarji Doctor falls</p><p>in Love with a Nurse.</p><p></p><p>He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-</p><p>I Love U sister….</p><p></p><p>*****************</p><p></p><p>Do U know why a sardar ji kept</p><p>the door open while taking a bath?</p><p></p><p>Because he was scared that someone</p><p>might see through the “KEY HOLE”.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2543170, member: 14320"] Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)! ***************** Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone. ***************** Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet” ***************** A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city.. ***************** Question: Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Answer: Because below 18 was not allowed. ***************** A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. ***************** Sardar’s Leave application Dear Sir, My wife is ill. As there is no other Husband in the family to look after her, Kindly grant me leave for one day. ***************** A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…. ***************** Do U know why a sardar ji kept the door open while taking a bath? Because he was scared that someone might see through the “KEY HOLE”. [/QUOTE]
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