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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2571546" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>At last, god appeared to humans and said:</p><p></p><p>"I have come to assess the situation of my creation.</p><p>I want men to form two queues - one queue for</p><p>men who dominated their women, and the other</p><p>for men who were dominated by their women.</p><p>Further, I want all the women to go away so that no</p><p>man and woman can talk while the queues are formed"</p><p></p><p>When God came back after a while, the women are gone</p><p>and there are two queues. The queue for the men who</p><p>were dominated by their women is 100 miles long.</p><p>In the other queue, there is only one man.</p><p></p><p>God got angry and said, "You men should be ashamed</p><p>of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you</p><p>are not using what you can. Look at the only</p><p>one of my sons who stood up in the other queue</p><p>and made me proud. Learn from him!"</p><p></p><p>The men did not give reply.</p><p></p><p>"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the</p><p>only one in this queue?"</p><p></p><p>The man replied, "I do not know sir! My wife told me</p><p>to stand here."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2571546, member: 14320"] At last, god appeared to humans and said: "I have come to assess the situation of my creation. I want men to form two queues - one queue for men who dominated their women, and the other for men who were dominated by their women. Further, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk while the queues are formed" When God came back after a while, the women are gone and there are two queues. The queue for the men who were dominated by their women is 100 miles long. In the other queue, there is only one man. God got angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you are not using what you can. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up in the other queue and made me proud. Learn from him!" The men did not give reply. "Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this queue?" The man replied, "I do not know sir! My wife told me to stand here." [/QUOTE]
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