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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2571550" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>The wife says: You want</p><p>The wife means: You want</p><p></p><p>The wife says: We need</p><p>The wife means: I want</p><p></p><p>The wife says: It's your decision</p><p>The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious</p><p></p><p>The wife says: Do what you want</p><p>The wife means: You'll pay for this later</p><p></p><p>The wife says: We need to talk</p><p>The wife means: I need to complain</p><p></p><p>The wife says: Sure... go ahead</p><p>The wife means: I don't want you to</p><p></p><p>The wife says: I'n not upset</p><p>The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron</p><p></p><p>The wife says: You're ... so manly</p><p>The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot</p><p></p><p>The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights</p><p>The wife means: I have flabby thighs.</p><p></p><p>The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient</p><p>The wife means: I want a new house.</p><p></p><p>The wife says: I want new curtains.</p><p>The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!</p><p></p><p>The wife says: I need wedding shoes.</p><p>The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.</p><p></p><p>The wife says: Hang the picture there</p><p>The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!</p><p></p><p>The wife says: I heard a noise</p><p>The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.</p><p></p><p>The wife says: Do you love me?</p><p>The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.</p><p></p><p>The wife says: How much do you love me?</p><p>The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.</p><p></p><p>The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.</p><p>The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.</p><p></p><p>The wife says: Am I fat?</p><p>The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.</p><p></p><p>The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.</p><p>The wife means: Just agree with me.</p><p></p><p>The wife says: Are you listening to me?</p><p>The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]</p><p></p><p>The wife says: Yes</p><p>The wife means: No</p><p></p><p>The wife says: No</p><p>The wife means: No</p><p></p><p>The wife says: Maybe</p><p>The wife means: No</p><p></p><p>The wife says: I'm sorry</p><p>The wife means: You'll be sorry</p><p></p><p>The wife says: Do you like this recipe?</p><p>The wife means: You better get used to it</p><p></p><p>The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish</p><p>The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.</p><p></p><p>The wife says: Was that the baby?</p><p>The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him</p><p></p><p>The wife says: I'm not yelling!</p><p>The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!</p><p></p><p>In answer to the question "What's wrong?"</p><p></p><p>The wife says: The same old thing.</p><p>The wife means: Nothing.</p><p></p><p>The wife says: Nothing.</p><p>The wife means: Everything.</p><p></p><p>The wife says: Nothing, really.</p><p>The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.</p><p></p><p>The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.</p><p>The wife means: I'm still building up steam.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2571550, member: 14320"] The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: Do what you want The wife means: You'll pay for this later The wife says: We need to talk The wife means: I need to complain The wife says: Sure... go ahead The wife means: I don't want you to The wife says: I'n not upset The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron The wife says: You're ... so manly The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights The wife means: I have flabby thighs. The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient The wife means: I want a new house. The wife says: I want new curtains. The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper! The wife says: I need wedding shoes. The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white. The wife says: Hang the picture there The wife means: No, I mean hang it there! The wife says: I heard a noise The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep. The wife says: Do you love me? The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive. The wife says: How much do you love me? The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like. The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute. The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap. The wife says: Am I fat? The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful. The wife says: You have to learn to communicate. The wife means: Just agree with me. The wife says: Are you listening to me? The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.] The wife says: Yes The wife means: No The wife says: No The wife means: No The wife says: Maybe The wife means: No The wife says: I'm sorry The wife means: You'll be sorry The wife says: Do you like this recipe? The wife means: You better get used to it The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place. The wife says: Was that the baby? The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him The wife says: I'm not yelling! The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important! In answer to the question "What's wrong?" The wife says: The same old thing. The wife means: Nothing. The wife says: Nothing. The wife means: Everything. The wife says: Nothing, really. The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot. The wife says: I don't want to talk about it. The wife means: I'm still building up steam. [/QUOTE]
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