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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2574645" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>stupid Qs .. perfect answers</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red">Are you chewing gum?</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>"No, I'm John Smith."</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red">"I want to buy a dress to put on around the house."</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>"Yes, Madam. How large is your house?"</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red">"What are you going to be when you graduate?"</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>"An old man"</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"><strong>"I spent three years in college taking medicine."</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>"Are you well now?"</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red">"Do you say a prayer before you eat?"</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>"No, we don't have to. My mother is a good cook."</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red">"I've got a surprise for you, honey. I brought a friend home for dinner."</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>"Who wants to eat friends?"</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red">"We are having mother for dinner, darling."</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>"Make sure she's well done."</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red">"I want some rat poison."</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>"Should I wrap it up or do you want to eat it right here?"</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red">"It seems that everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other."</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>"Well, I guess that's why I've got two ears."</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red">"May I hold your hand</span></strong>?"</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>"No, thanks, It isn't heavy."</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red">"Does water always come through the roof in this place?"</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>"No, sir, only when it rains."</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red">"When will you straighten out the house, dear?"</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>"Why? Is it tilted?"</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red">"Do these stairs take you to the second floor?"</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>"No, you'll have to walk"</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red">"Now that you're married, you should have some insurance"</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>"But why? My wife isn't dangerous."</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red">"I have changed my mind."</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>"Thank heavens! Does it work better now?"</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red">"Would you like your coffee black?"</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong>"What other colors do you have</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2574645, member: 14320"] [CENTER][SIZE="3"][B]stupid Qs .. perfect answers[/B][/SIZE] [B][COLOR="Red"] Are you chewing gum?[/COLOR] "No, I'm John Smith." [COLOR="Red"] "I want to buy a dress to put on around the house."[/COLOR] "Yes, Madam. How large is your house?" [COLOR="Red"]"What are you going to be when you graduate?"[/COLOR] "An old man"[/B] [COLOR="Red"][B] "I spent three years in college taking medicine."[/B][/COLOR] [B]"Are you well now?" [COLOR="Red"]"Do you say a prayer before you eat?"[/COLOR] "No, we don't have to. My mother is a good cook." [COLOR="Red"] "I've got a surprise for you, honey. I brought a friend home for dinner."[/COLOR] "Who wants to eat friends?" [COLOR="Red"] "We are having mother for dinner, darling."[/COLOR] "Make sure she's well done." [COLOR="Red"]"I want some rat poison."[/COLOR] "Should I wrap it up or do you want to eat it right here?" [COLOR="Red"]"It seems that everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other."[/COLOR] "Well, I guess that's why I've got two ears." [COLOR="Red"] "May I hold your hand[/COLOR][/B]?" [B]"No, thanks, It isn't heavy." [COLOR="Red"]"Does water always come through the roof in this place?"[/COLOR] "No, sir, only when it rains." [COLOR="Red"]"When will you straighten out the house, dear?"[/COLOR] "Why? Is it tilted?" [COLOR="Red"] "Do these stairs take you to the second floor?"[/COLOR] "No, you'll have to walk" [COLOR="Red"]"Now that you're married, you should have some insurance"[/COLOR] "But why? My wife isn't dangerous." [COLOR="Red"] "I have changed my mind."[/COLOR] "Thank heavens! Does it work better now?" [COLOR="Red"] "Would you like your coffee black?"[/COLOR] "What other colors do you have[/B][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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