Reply to thread

See what others are reading now! Try Forums > Current Activity

Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2585225" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Little KissFour strangers traveled together in the same compartment of a European train. Two men and two women faced each other.One woman was a very wealthy and sophisticated 75 year old lady who was decked out in the finest of furs and jewelry. Next to her sat a beautiful young woman, nineteen yrs. old--who looked like something right off the cover of a fashion magazine. Across from the older lady was a man in his late-forties who was a highly decorated Sergeant Major in the Army. And next to the Sergeant Major sat a young private fresh out of boot camp.As these four strangers traveled, they talked and chatted about trivial things until they entered an unlighted tunnel, and there they sat in complete darkness and total silence, until the sound of a distinct kiss broke the silence; following the kiss a loud slap could be heard throughout the cabin.In the ensuing period of silence the four strangers sat quietly with their own thoughts.The older lady was thinking, "Isn't it wonderful that even in this permissive day and age there are still young women who have a little self-respect and dignity?"The young woman, shaking her head and greatly puzzled, asked herself, "Why in the world would any man in his right mind want to kiss an old fossil like that when I'm sitting here?"The Sergeant Major, rubbing his sore face, was outraged that any woman could ever think that a man in his position would try to sneak a kiss in the dark.And the private, grinning from ear to ear, was thinking, "What a crazy and mixed up world this is when a private can kiss the back of his hand and then smack a Sergeant Major in the face and get away with it!"The First Kiss At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss.With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a goodnight kiss?"Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!""Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?""No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?""Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!""No way. It's just too risky!""Oh please, please, I like you so much!!""No, no, and no. I like you too, but I just can't!""Oh yes you can. Please?""NO, no. I just can't.""Pleeeeease?..."Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the sister says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!"</blockquote>

Verification

The Marketplace Latest

original rare Rays Volk Racing TE37 SAGA S-Plus...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original Swift Springs rear strut bar set made in...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
Proton Preve R3 body kit
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Perodua Ativa gear up body kit
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
BMW F10 Mperformance front skirt lip
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Honda Civic FC fk7si front bumper set
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
brake caliper spray
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3 bodykit/diffuser set
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Perodua Axia Rahmah bodykit
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Nissan Almera Tomei body kit
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body

Posts refresh every 5 minutes

popular JDM iconic aftermarket wheels

let's share around what is the dream aftermarket JDM wheels of yours?

popular example:
1, Volk racing TE37
2, Volk racing GT-C
3, Rays Eng CE28
4, SSR type C
5, Advan RG
6, Work VS-XX
7, Work Meister S1
and many...

Watch ZTH on the Big Screen the next time you visit Pavilion KL!

Yes, you can now catch the latest of Zerotohundred.com snippets on the Big Screen at The Pavilion KL the next time you're enjoying a Frappe at Starbucks or a Pint at La Bodega. Thanks to the gigantic Brand@Vision's...

How to tell an AYC failure

Hi,
can anyone share how to tell an AYC failure?