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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2645723" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>DIVORCE VS. MURDER!!</strong></p><p></p><p>A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." </p><p></p><p>The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" </p><p></p><p>The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." </p><p></p><p>The pharmacist's eye got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! </p><p></p><p>They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" </p><p></p><p>The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. </p><p></p><p>The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."</p><p></p><p>********</p><p></p><p><strong>Password Problem</strong></p><p></p><p>Bhola calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with his password. </p><p></p><p>No, it's not the usual caps-lock problem. </p><p></p><p>"The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," he says. </p><p></p><p>"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician explains, </p><p></p><p>"so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password." </p><p></p><p>"Yeah," he says, </p><p></p><p>"but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me."</p><p></p><p>********</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>What is Your Age??</strong></p><p></p><p>When a woman called 911 complaining of difficulty breathing, </p><p></p><p>Glenn and his partner, both EMT's rushed to her home. </p><p></p><p>Glenn placed a sensor on her finger to measure her pulse and blood oxygen. </p><p></p><p>Then he began to gather her information. "What's your age?" he asked. </p><p></p><p>"Fifty-eight," answered the patient, eyeing the beeping device on her finger. </p><p></p><p>"What does that do?" </p><p></p><p>"It's a lie detector," said Glenn with a straight face. </p><p></p><p>"Now, what did you say your age was?" </p><p></p><p>"Sixty-seven," answered the woman sheepishly.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2645723, member: 14320"] [B]DIVORCE VS. MURDER!![/B] A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eye got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." ******** [B]Password Problem[/B] Bhola calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with his password. No, it's not the usual caps-lock problem. "The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," he says. "Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician explains, "so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password." "Yeah," he says, "but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me." ******** [B] What is Your Age??[/B] When a woman called 911 complaining of difficulty breathing, Glenn and his partner, both EMT's rushed to her home. Glenn placed a sensor on her finger to measure her pulse and blood oxygen. Then he began to gather her information. "What's your age?" he asked. "Fifty-eight," answered the patient, eyeing the beeping device on her finger. "What does that do?" "It's a lie detector," said Glenn with a straight face. "Now, what did you say your age was?" "Sixty-seven," answered the woman sheepishly. [/QUOTE]
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