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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2693870" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Funny Leave Applications</strong></p><p></p><p>This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people........</p><p></p><p>1. A student's leave letter:</p><p>"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...."</p><p>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>2. A candidate's application:</p><p>"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post."</p><p>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>3. I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:</p><p>Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.</p><p>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:</p><p>"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"</p><p>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>5. A leave letter to the headmaster:</p><p>"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"</p><p>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>6. An incident of a leave letter:</p><p>"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."</p><p>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:</p><p>As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.</p><p>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>8. A covering note:</p><p>"I am enclosed herewith..."</p><p>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:</p><p>As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.</p><p>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>10. Actual letter written for application of leave:</p><p>"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave".</p><p>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>11. Letter writing:</p><p>"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."</p><p>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2693870, member: 14320"] [B]Funny Leave Applications[/B] This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people........ 1. A student's leave letter: "As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6. An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8. A covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9. From H.A.L. Administration dept: As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave". ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 11. Letter writing: "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [/QUOTE]
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