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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2735908" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Accountant Joke</strong></p><p></p><p>Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said: "Doctor I am on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period." </p><p></p><p>Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board. </p><p></p><p>Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only. </p><p>Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings. </p><p></p><p>Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only... </p><p>Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal. </p><p></p><p>Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first: </p><p></p><p>Doctor: OK. Tell me. </p><p></p><p>Man: I sleep vigilantly like a dog thinking about my work load whole night. </p><p></p><p>I get up in the morning like a horse, I go to work running like a deer </p><p>I work all the day like a donkey </p><p>I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday. </p><p>I wag my tail in front of all my bosses </p><p>I play with my children like a monkey if I get time. </p><p>I am like a rabbit before my wife </p><p>Doctor: are you an Accountant? </p><p></p><p>Man: Yes </p><p></p><p>Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are an accountant . Come man, no one can treat you better than me.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2735908, member: 14320"] [B]Accountant Joke[/B] Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said: "Doctor I am on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period." Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board. Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only. Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings. Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only... Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal. Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first: Doctor: OK. Tell me. Man: I sleep vigilantly like a dog thinking about my work load whole night. I get up in the morning like a horse, I go to work running like a deer I work all the day like a donkey I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday. I wag my tail in front of all my bosses I play with my children like a monkey if I get time. I am like a rabbit before my wife Doctor: are you an Accountant? Man: Yes Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are an accountant . Come man, no one can treat you better than me. [/QUOTE]
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