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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2747828" data-attributes="member: 14320">While walking down the street one day a Malaysian Boleh Minister istragically hit by a truck and dies.His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance."Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seemsthere is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts,you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.""No problem, just let me in," says the man."Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is haveyou spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choosewhere to spend eternity.""Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the YangBerhormat"I'm sorry, but we have our rules," says St. Peter.And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle ofa green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in frontof it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is. They runto greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times theyhad while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendlygame of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters, caviar and the mostexpensive food there is.Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a goodtime dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time thatbefore he realizes it, it is time to go.Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St.Peter is waiting for him."Now it' s time to visit heaven."So, 24 hours pass with the Yang Berhormat joining a group of contentedsouls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They havea good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St.Peter returns."Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now chooseyour eternity."The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I wouldnever have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think iam better off in hell."So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down tohell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barrenland covered with waste and garbage.He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and puttingit in black bags as more trash falls from above.The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder."I don't understand," stammers the Yang Berhormat. "Yesterday I was hereand there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar,drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just awasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigningjust like you during an election... Today you voted."</blockquote>

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