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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2750542" data-attributes="member: 14320">A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th gradestudents. 'Human beings are the only animalsthat stutter', she says.A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', shevolunteered.The teacher, knowing how precious some ofthese stories could become, asked the girl todescribe the incident.'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard withmy kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next doorgot a running start and before we knew it, hejumped over the fence into our yard!'That must've been scary', said the teacher.'It sure was', said the little girl.'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff,Fffff'...And before he could say 'Fuck', theRottweiler ate him!'The teacher wet her pants laughing.......*****************An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!"So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank!The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?""Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"</blockquote>

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