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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2841317" data-attributes="member: 14320">What do you call an annexic with a yeast infection?A quarter pounder with cheese._____Q: How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?A: The hotdogs all taste like shit!____What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?One says 'Cock-a-doodle- doo' and the prostitute says 'Any cock will do'.____In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery. Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs! Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms._____Two sanitary pads were floating down a sewer drain, and were approaching two tampons. Before the pads and tampons reached each other, one pad said to the other, "Should we say hi to those 2 tampons?" The other pad responded, "Err... nah... they're stuck up cunts."_____A gay man goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. Thedoctor comes back and says " I am not going to beat around the bush. Youhave AIDS."The man is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicysausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of All Brancereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."The man asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?""No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what yourasshole is for."</blockquote>

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