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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2852100" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>The Trick To Successful ******</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The trick to successful ****** is learning how to interpret the</strong></p><p><strong>hidden signs, those tiny give away gestures that can tell you so much</strong></p><p><strong>about a person.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>Train yourself to recognize these key "signs."</em></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">1. Man gets in car without opening door for woman.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">- No foreplay.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">2. Can't hail a cab.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">- Impotent.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">3. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">- Prefers virgins.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">4. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant, but gets lost on</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">the way.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">- He is a virgin.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">5. Wants to go to a French Restaurant.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">- Will swallow.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">6. Takes too long deciding what to order.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">- Has trouble reaching orgasm.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">7. Insists on ordering for you, referring to you as "The lady</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">will have..."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">- Thinks you had an orgasm when you didn't.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">8. Asks for "the usual"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">- Insists on missionary position only.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">9. Asks what the specials are.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">- Will want you to use handcuffs.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">10. Fills up on bread and crackers.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">- Premature ejaculator.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">11. Drinks decaf.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">- Fakes orgasms.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">12. Asks for detailed descriptions of desserts.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">- Needs you to talk dirty during sex.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">13. Credit card is refused.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">- Low sperm count.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">14. Under tips waiter.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">- Small penis.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">15. Uses toothpick.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Navy">- Is trying to tell you size isn't everything.</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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