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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2867511" data-attributes="member: 14320">Jacko's Q's & A'sQ: Why's Michael cutting down on public appearances?A: He wants to spend more time with the kids.Q: How are Michael's friends like U.S. veterans?A: They all get fucked in the end.Q: How will they ensure that Michael gets a thorough body search?A: Hire a Catholic priest to do it.Q: What will they call the upcoming movie about Michael Jackson?A: "The African Queen."Q: How do we know Michael Jackson isn't really a virgin?A: He's got children out the ass.Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson is running for President?A: His campaign slogan is "Leave No Child's Behind."Q: What happens when Michael talks about sex?A: It's all very tongue in cheek.Q: What does Michael have in common with NASA?A: It's been 25 years since his first moon landing.Q: What do Michael's ass and an LA jail have in common?A: Both hold the juice.Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.Q: What do Michael Jackson and Willie Shoemaker have in common?A: Both ride four year olds.Q: How do we know Michael Jackson is ready to release another album?A: He has a lot of stuff in the can.Q: What will they call Michael's new TV series?A: "Anus and Andy."Q: What do Michael and Mrs. Perot have in common?A: Both fuck little assholes.Q: Why does Michael travel with a huge road crew?A: He always has a lot of shit to pack.Q: Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore?A: He's tired of all the cracks.Q: Why did Michael go to college?A: To get his Bachelor of Arse degree.Q: Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?A: He's a crack shooter.Q: Why's Michael opening a sperm bank?A: He always has a shitload of semen.Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?A: Emily Dick in son.Q: What's the difference between Michael and a proctologist?A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.Q: Why doesn't Michael have orgasms?A: The big payoff comes a couple of months later.Q: Why has Michael been appearing on children's shows lately?A: He has a lot to plug.Q: What's the most difficult stain to try to remove from a little boy'sunderpants?A: Michael Jackson's makeup.Q: Have you heard about the new Michael Jackson candy bar?A: It's made from white chocolate, and contains no nuts.</blockquote>

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