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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2870267" data-attributes="member: 14320">Nasty Little JohnnyLittle Johnny and little girl playing in a mud box and Little Johnny,being a little boy, was playing with his goober.The little girl was not bothering anybody she was sitting there playingwith a crawfish when all of a sudden she dropped the crawfish betweenher legs.Little Johnny had got bored and wanted to see what kind of equipment thelittle girl had. He put his hand down between the girlÂ¢s legs and youcan imagine what happened ... YES ... Little Johnny's finger was justabout taken off.Poor Little Johnny ... this gave him a complex. All through grammarschool, middle school, high school, he wouldn't have anything to do witha girl. He went to college and the last year there, he met this girland after college they got married. They had been married now for about6 months and Johnny came home to a crying wife.She said, "Honey sit down we need to talk. Am I ugly? Do you love me?"He said, "No youÂ¢re not ugly. And yes I love you. And why do you ask?""Because we dated a year in college and have been married for six monthsand we have not made love," she said.Johnny said, "I am so sorry. Let me tell you a story about what happenedto me when I was a kid." And he did.The woman started laughing and said, "Honey I promise I won't hurt you!"Johnny said, "I'm sorry but if you can't love me for who I am then weneed to split up." She said, "Just let me prove it!" So she stood up, took all her clothsoff and went to the kitchen and got a piece of bread. She went back toher husband and said, "Watch."She started to put the bread down there when she farted! Johnny flew into the bedroom and locked the door. The wife beat on thedoor and pleaded for him to come out!!He replied, "Oh no I told you it would hurt me! If that sucker growlsover a piece of bread, just imagine what it will do to a piece of MEAT!"</blockquote>

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