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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2888202" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Addicted To Coffee </strong> </p><p></p><p>You know you are addicted to coffee if ...</p><p></p><p>*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.</p><p>*You sleep with your eyes open.</p><p>*You have to watch videos in fast-forward.</p><p>*The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.</p><p>*You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.</p><p>*You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.</p><p>*Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.</p><p>*You chew on other people's fingernails.</p><p>*The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.</p><p>*You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.</p><p>*You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.</p><p>*You can jump-start your car without cables.</p><p>*You don't sweat, you percolate.</p><p>*You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.</p><p>*You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.</p><p>*You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.</p><p>*People get dizzy just watching you.</p><p>*Instant coffee takes too long.</p><p>*You channel surf faster without a remote.</p><p>*You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.</p><p>*You can outlast the Energizer bunny.</p><p>*You short out motion detectors.</p><p>*You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.</p><p>*Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.</p><p>*You help your dog chase its tail.</p><p>*You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.</p><p>*Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.</p><p>*You ski uphill.</p><p>*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.</p><p>*You answer the door before people knock.</p><p>*You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2888202, member: 14320"] [B]Addicted To Coffee [/B] You know you are addicted to coffee if ... *You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. *You sleep with your eyes open. *You have to watch videos in fast-forward. *The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. *You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. *You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week. *Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. *You chew on other people's fingernails. *The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. *You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas. *You can type sixty words per minute with your feet. *You can jump-start your car without cables. *You don't sweat, you percolate. *You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. *You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. *You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. *People get dizzy just watching you. *Instant coffee takes too long. *You channel surf faster without a remote. *You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. *You can outlast the Energizer bunny. *You short out motion detectors. *You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. *Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale. *You help your dog chase its tail. *You soak your dentures in coffee overnight. *Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup. *You ski uphill. *You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. *You answer the door before people knock. *You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. [/QUOTE]
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