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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2892505" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Exclusive Nudist ColonyA man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wanderaround.A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately getsan erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says,"Did you call for me?" The man replies, "No, what do you mean?" Shesays, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that ifyou get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leadshim to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerlypulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. The mancontinues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and ashe sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out ofthe steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man."No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer. "You must be new," says thehairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called forme." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench andhas his way with him. The newcomer staggers back to the colony office,where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I helpyou?" she says. The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can havethe key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee." "But, Sir," shereplies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had thechance to see all our facilities." The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day."</blockquote>

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