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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2896406" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Dog Names SexEverybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I callmine Sex. He's a great pal, but he has caused me agreat deal of embarrassment.When I went to city hall to renew his dog license, Itold the clerk I would like a license for Sex. Hesaid, I'd like one too!I said, But this is a dog.. He said he didn't care whatshe looked like. Then I said, You don't understand.I've had Sex, since I was 9 years old. He winked andsaid You must have been quite a kid.When I married and went on my honeymoon. I took thedog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted aroom for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex.He said, You don't need a special room. As long as youpay your bill, we don't care what you do.One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before thecompetition began, the dog ran away. Anothercontestant asked me why I was just standing there,looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to haveSex in the contest. He told me I should have sold myown tickets.When my wife and I separated we went to court to fightfor custody of the dog. I said, Your Honor, I had Sexbefore I was married. The judge said, The courtroomisn't a confessional. Stick to the case please.Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me.He said, Me too.Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours lookingall over town for him. A cop came over to me andasked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clockin the morning?" I told him that I was looking forSex. My case comes up Friday.</blockquote>

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