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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2899006" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Pussies Galore</strong></p><p><strong>Part 1</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>SWEET LIPS</strong></p><p>This is substitute pussy. She sucks major dick. She sucks it so good</p><p>that your knees buckle. It was good enough to make you look for</p><p>something to hold onto. She can suck the chrome off of a car's bumper.</p><p>Then she slips your dick into her pussy and you realize that her mouth</p><p>was much better. You try to maneuver your dick back to her mouth any way</p><p>you can. This time you find something to hold onto -- her head --</p><p>because you now know that her Pussy is really a kitten and not yet ready</p><p>for prime time.</p><p></p><p>~~~~~</p><p></p><p><strong>YES M'AM PUSSY</strong></p><p>This is the kind of pussy your mother warned you about. This pussy is</p><p>often misjudged because of the owners meek mannerisms. She is quiet,</p><p>reserved, caters to your every whim and shows no inkling of the treasure</p><p>that lies between her thighs. She seems to be a scholarly type but not</p><p>quite prudish. You think to yourself, "I'm gonna tear this pussy up,"</p><p>only to find that she was only playing possum. You were so caught off</p><p>guard that your whole fuck plan needed instant revision. She was your</p><p>equal having as much game as you. You must give her propers realizing</p><p>that you came within a bat's eyelash of having your brains fucked out.</p><p>Gentleman, be wary of this pussy and be prepared. Your best defense is a</p><p>good offense and a long stiff thick dick with staying power.</p><p></p><p>~~~~~</p><p></p><p><strong>THUNDER THIGHS PUSSY</strong></p><p>(THE PUSSY YOU'RE GETTING FROM SOMEONE WHO IS NOT YOUR WOMAN)</p><p>Men who have cheated on their woman temporarily can say, "AMEN" to this</p><p>class of pussy. Men, this is the class of pussy that makes you cry and</p><p>confess to your woman you fucked someone else. The Thunder Thighs pussy</p><p>made you want to tell somebody. Thunder Thighs pussy is in a class of</p><p>its own. Thunder Thighs pussy will make you look and feel different</p><p>about the pussy you got at home. Thunder Thighs pussy makes you bust</p><p>several nuts (i.e., multiple orgasms). Makes you cry and you have no</p><p>clue to why. This pussy is so intense, when it is wrapped around your</p><p>dick it sends you into a trance. She has a smooth, undulating motion,</p><p>constantly asks you if your comfortable, you started at 6PM and it is</p><p>now going on 9PM and she is not tired and her pussy ain't sloppy yet.</p><p>She sucks on your dick as if she was a baby sucking on a pacifier, she</p><p>savors it like you're the main course meal. She sensuously flicks the</p><p>head of your dick with her tongue like a lollipop. By now you're in</p><p>shock and forget about your woman. When you're back with your woman,</p><p>you're wondering why she can't perform like Thunder Thighs pussy. You</p><p>even have the nerve to get mad and then instruct her to do what Thunder</p><p>thighs did to you.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2899006, member: 14320"] [B]Pussies Galore Part 1 SWEET LIPS[/B] This is substitute pussy. She sucks major dick. She sucks it so good that your knees buckle. It was good enough to make you look for something to hold onto. She can suck the chrome off of a car's bumper. Then she slips your dick into her pussy and you realize that her mouth was much better. You try to maneuver your dick back to her mouth any way you can. This time you find something to hold onto -- her head -- because you now know that her Pussy is really a kitten and not yet ready for prime time. ~~~~~ [B]YES M'AM PUSSY[/B] This is the kind of pussy your mother warned you about. This pussy is often misjudged because of the owners meek mannerisms. She is quiet, reserved, caters to your every whim and shows no inkling of the treasure that lies between her thighs. She seems to be a scholarly type but not quite prudish. You think to yourself, "I'm gonna tear this pussy up," only to find that she was only playing possum. You were so caught off guard that your whole fuck plan needed instant revision. She was your equal having as much game as you. You must give her propers realizing that you came within a bat's eyelash of having your brains fucked out. Gentleman, be wary of this pussy and be prepared. Your best defense is a good offense and a long stiff thick dick with staying power. ~~~~~ [B]THUNDER THIGHS PUSSY[/B] (THE PUSSY YOU'RE GETTING FROM SOMEONE WHO IS NOT YOUR WOMAN) Men who have cheated on their woman temporarily can say, "AMEN" to this class of pussy. Men, this is the class of pussy that makes you cry and confess to your woman you fucked someone else. The Thunder Thighs pussy made you want to tell somebody. Thunder Thighs pussy is in a class of its own. Thunder Thighs pussy will make you look and feel different about the pussy you got at home. Thunder Thighs pussy makes you bust several nuts (i.e., multiple orgasms). Makes you cry and you have no clue to why. This pussy is so intense, when it is wrapped around your dick it sends you into a trance. She has a smooth, undulating motion, constantly asks you if your comfortable, you started at 6PM and it is now going on 9PM and she is not tired and her pussy ain't sloppy yet. She sucks on your dick as if she was a baby sucking on a pacifier, she savors it like you're the main course meal. She sensuously flicks the head of your dick with her tongue like a lollipop. By now you're in shock and forget about your woman. When you're back with your woman, you're wondering why she can't perform like Thunder Thighs pussy. You even have the nerve to get mad and then instruct her to do what Thunder thighs did to you. [/QUOTE]
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