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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2900522" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>The difference between men talking and women talking..</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>TWO WOMEN TALKING :</strong></p><p>============ ========= ========= ====</p><p></p><p>Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!</p><p></p><p>Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I</p><p>Mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?</p><p></p><p>Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.</p><p></p><p>Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.</p><p></p><p>Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to</p><p>Take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.</p><p></p><p>Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.</p><p>...</p><p>...</p><p>...</p><p>....</p><p>....</p><p>...</p><p>...</p><p>...</p><p>...</p><p></p><p><strong>NOW TWO MEN TALKING</strong></p><p>============ ========= ========= ========</p><p></p><p>Man 1: Haircut?</p><p>Man 2: Yeah.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2900522, member: 14320"] [B]The difference between men talking and women talking.. TWO WOMEN TALKING :[/B] ============ ========= ========= ==== Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I Mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking? Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think. Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck. Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to Take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine. Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier. ... ... ... .... .... ... ... ... ... [B]NOW TWO MEN TALKING[/B] ============ ========= ========= ======== Man 1: Haircut? Man 2: Yeah. [/QUOTE]
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