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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2906943" data-attributes="member: 14320">Blind foldOne day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparentthat we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home fromwork. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told himthat I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by asmall diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. Withmiles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time Ireached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I hadconsumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made surethat I released all the gas.Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see! me and exclaimeddelightedly: 'Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.'He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took aseat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and wentto answer the call.The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure wasbecoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seizedthe opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was notonly loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk infront of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the airaround me vigorously.Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink wasworse than cooked cabbage.Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, Iwent on like this for another few minutes.The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewellssignaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more timeswith my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feelingvery relieved and pleased with myself.My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned,apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through theblindfold, and I assured him I had not.At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seatedaround the table chorused: 'Happy Birthday!'I fainted!!!!! !!!!!!!!!</blockquote>

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