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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2908051" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>50 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew......</strong></p><p><strong>Part 1</strong></p><p></p><p>1. If you want to cuddle after sex go buy a teddy bear.</p><p></p><p>2. Swallow. Don’t start the race if you ain’t gonna finish it.</p><p></p><p>3. While giving a hand job please remove all rings from your fingers,</p><p>they hurt really bad.</p><p></p><p>4. Shave your shit. Seriously, shave it bald.</p><p></p><p>5. Remember that a little blood never hurt nobody.</p><p></p><p>6. There is no such thing as a fat, ugly, blow job.</p><p></p><p>7. If you ask us to any sort of dance that requires that we wear a</p><p>tie, we expect a sexual favor in return.</p><p></p><p>8. If you used a vibrator and let us watch it might be the greatest</p><p>moment of our life.</p><p></p><p>9. If you wonder why we will not eat you out it is most likely</p><p>because; it stinks, its hairy, or it stinks and its hairy.</p><p></p><p>10. You masturbate and we know it. When you do it just let us watch.</p><p></p><p>11. Birth control is the best invention ever. Start poppin those bitches.</p><p></p><p>12. Just cause we call you when we are drunk does not mean that we</p><p>like you. It means that we need some ass.</p><p></p><p>13. Guys night out means guys night out. It doesn’t mean that you and</p><p>your friends meet us at the bar later.</p><p></p><p>14. If you wonder why your ass looks fat in those tight pants its</p><p>because you have a fat ass.</p><p></p><p>15. If you are with us and you start to cry for any reason just get up</p><p>and leave.</p><p></p><p>16. Don’t think that we don’t know that after we take you out and you order a salad to make us think you eat healthy that you go home and</p><p>order pizza with your fat friends.</p><p></p><p>17. Once again, seriously shave your shit.</p><p></p><p>18. Just cause you get our dick one night, does not give you any right</p><p>to get it the next.</p><p></p><p>19. If we drink too much, we do not need someone to hold our hair back</p><p>and act like our babysitter. We have puked before and know how to</p><p>handle it.</p><p></p><p>20. After we are through with you, do not expect to make us jealous by</p><p>fucking our friends. We really don’t care what you do.</p><p></p><p>21. If we cheat on you and you never find out about it, then its not cheating.</p><p></p><p>22. If we cheat on you and you do find out, at least it wasn’t with</p><p>one of your friends.</p><p></p><p>23. Swallow(just in case you forgot #2 already).</p><p></p><p>24. We don’t have a problem with watching chick flicks as long as we</p><p>get in your pants after.</p><p></p><p>25. Never under any circumstance take a shit while you are around us</p><p>or fart. Just thinking about it makes us sick.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2908051, member: 14320"] [B]50 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew...... Part 1[/B] 1. If you want to cuddle after sex go buy a teddy bear. 2. Swallow. Don’t start the race if you ain’t gonna finish it. 3. While giving a hand job please remove all rings from your fingers, they hurt really bad. 4. Shave your shit. Seriously, shave it bald. 5. Remember that a little blood never hurt nobody. 6. There is no such thing as a fat, ugly, blow job. 7. If you ask us to any sort of dance that requires that we wear a tie, we expect a sexual favor in return. 8. If you used a vibrator and let us watch it might be the greatest moment of our life. 9. If you wonder why we will not eat you out it is most likely because; it stinks, its hairy, or it stinks and its hairy. 10. You masturbate and we know it. When you do it just let us watch. 11. Birth control is the best invention ever. Start poppin those bitches. 12. Just cause we call you when we are drunk does not mean that we like you. It means that we need some ass. 13. Guys night out means guys night out. It doesn’t mean that you and your friends meet us at the bar later. 14. If you wonder why your ass looks fat in those tight pants its because you have a fat ass. 15. If you are with us and you start to cry for any reason just get up and leave. 16. Don’t think that we don’t know that after we take you out and you order a salad to make us think you eat healthy that you go home and order pizza with your fat friends. 17. Once again, seriously shave your shit. 18. Just cause you get our dick one night, does not give you any right to get it the next. 19. If we drink too much, we do not need someone to hold our hair back and act like our babysitter. We have puked before and know how to handle it. 20. After we are through with you, do not expect to make us jealous by fucking our friends. We really don’t care what you do. 21. If we cheat on you and you never find out about it, then its not cheating. 22. If we cheat on you and you do find out, at least it wasn’t with one of your friends. 23. Swallow(just in case you forgot #2 already). 24. We don’t have a problem with watching chick flicks as long as we get in your pants after. 25. Never under any circumstance take a shit while you are around us or fart. Just thinking about it makes us sick. [/QUOTE]
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