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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2922108" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"><strong>Baseball star's wife makes ultimate threat!</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">The wife of a top US baseball player has vowed to have sex with all of his</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">team mates if he ever cheats on her.</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">Anna Benson, a former model and stripper is married to Mets pitcher Kris Benson.</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">She told Howard Stern's radio show: "I told him, cheat on me all you want.</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">If you get caught, I'm going to screw everybody on your entire team.</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">Coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team."</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">Stern, egging her on, asked: "Even the coaches? What about, like, the bat boys?"</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">"Everybody would get a turn," Anna pledged.</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">"If my husband cheated on me and embarrassed me like that,</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">I will embarrass him more than he could ever imagine."</span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red">Give that woman a hand~!</span></p><p></strong><p style="text-align: center">http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/9979/clappingnh0.gif</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2922108, member: 14320"] [CENTER][COLOR="Red"][B]Baseball star's wife makes ultimate threat![/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]The wife of a top US baseball player has vowed to have sex with all of his team mates if he ever cheats on her. Anna Benson, a former model and stripper is married to Mets pitcher Kris Benson. She told Howard Stern's radio show: "I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I'm going to screw everybody on your entire team. Coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team." Stern, egging her on, asked: "Even the coaches? What about, like, the bat boys?" "Everybody would get a turn," Anna pledged. "If my husband cheated on me and embarrassed me like that, I will embarrass him more than he could ever imagine."[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [B][CENTER][COLOR="Red"]Give that woman a hand~![/COLOR][/CENTER][/B] [CENTER]http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/9979/clappingnh0.gif[/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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