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<blockquote data-quote="BuRn-OuT" data-source="post: 2930938" data-attributes="member: 28141"><p>Who's The Best??</p><p></p><p>there were 3 friends, a malay, an indian and a bengali.</p><p></p><p>every friday they would meet up at a local mamak and have drinks, and while doing so would have a farting competition. The malay guy would fart, the Indian would follow suit & the bengali would do the same.....</p><p></p><p>one the day, the malay guy said "Eh, u know or not...this is getting us no where...we all have the same calibre farts....we are equal with each other. This is getting to be boring. Why not we try something new?"</p><p></p><p>Bengali guy says "ok..but what??"</p><p></p><p>Indian guy suggest "i know....y not we see who can stand the worst foul smell the longest?"</p><p></p><p>They all agree. The next friday, they went into some jungle and caught a skunk and brought it to a shed near by. It was a small shed with no windows and only a door. They threw the skunk in there and waited for 5 minutes.</p><p></p><p>When it was time, the malay guy said "I'll go first!", and off he went into the shed. As soon as the door closed, the skunk feeling threatened let out its foul smell....the malay guy tried as he could but in the end the smell got the best of him and he ran out gasping for air...."oit brader...how long was it??" indian guy says "u lasted oni 10 seconds...Wat la u!!...che podah!..."</p><p></p><p>The indian guy went in next....This time...just as he was about to open the door, he took out a bottle of minyak cap kapak and smeared it all over his nose...and went in...once again, the skunk let one out...the indian guy stood there for quite a while till his minyak kapak smell was overwhelmed and he turned blue from holding his breath...he couldn't take it anymore...he opened the door and ran out gasping for air!....he looked up and asked "how long was i in there?"</p><p></p><p>Malay dude "damn wei...we thought u died in there...u lasted 1 minute!!....Sardarji...it's gonna be a tough one for u to beat!"</p><p></p><p>with that the sardar went and opened the door...he took a deep breath and went in...as soon as the door closed...the bengali let one out....and in an instant...the skunk broke through the door and ran for its life!!....it dropped right at the indian n malay guys feet gasping for air....!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BuRn-OuT, post: 2930938, member: 28141"] Who's The Best?? there were 3 friends, a malay, an indian and a bengali. every friday they would meet up at a local mamak and have drinks, and while doing so would have a farting competition. The malay guy would fart, the Indian would follow suit & the bengali would do the same..... one the day, the malay guy said "Eh, u know or not...this is getting us no where...we all have the same calibre farts....we are equal with each other. This is getting to be boring. Why not we try something new?" Bengali guy says "ok..but what??" Indian guy suggest "i know....y not we see who can stand the worst foul smell the longest?" They all agree. The next friday, they went into some jungle and caught a skunk and brought it to a shed near by. It was a small shed with no windows and only a door. They threw the skunk in there and waited for 5 minutes. When it was time, the malay guy said "I'll go first!", and off he went into the shed. As soon as the door closed, the skunk feeling threatened let out its foul smell....the malay guy tried as he could but in the end the smell got the best of him and he ran out gasping for air...."oit brader...how long was it??" indian guy says "u lasted oni 10 seconds...Wat la u!!...che podah!..." The indian guy went in next....This time...just as he was about to open the door, he took out a bottle of minyak cap kapak and smeared it all over his nose...and went in...once again, the skunk let one out...the indian guy stood there for quite a while till his minyak kapak smell was overwhelmed and he turned blue from holding his breath...he couldn't take it anymore...he opened the door and ran out gasping for air!....he looked up and asked "how long was i in there?" Malay dude "damn wei...we thought u died in there...u lasted 1 minute!!....Sardarji...it's gonna be a tough one for u to beat!" with that the sardar went and opened the door...he took a deep breath and went in...as soon as the door closed...the bengali let one out....and in an instant...the skunk broke through the door and ran for its life!!....it dropped right at the indian n malay guys feet gasping for air....!! [/QUOTE]
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