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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2948101" data-attributes="member: 14320">Austin Powers Pick up lines...1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out ofthese wet clothes.3. Nice legs...what time do they open?4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out mypackage.5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the onlyone talking to you.8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted BedThrasher,have you seen one?9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earthtonight.10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the helloutta me.11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so Icould ride you all day long for a quarter.12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.13. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?15. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty isonly a light switch away.16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and evenfarther for that thing you do with your tongue.18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you bymorning.19. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.20. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?21. F@#! me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?22. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on mybedroom floor.23. My name is Austin ... remember that, you'll be screaming itlater.24. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk byagain?25. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.26. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."27. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk toyou.28. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you wantto.29. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have youbeen drinking?30. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth,I bet we could do it in public.31. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't youlike pizza?32. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go homewithout me.33. Do you sleep on your stomach? no..........? Can I???34. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself inthem.35. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he wentinto this cheap motel room.</blockquote>

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