Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
Jokes Archieve - Text Based
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2956051" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Did you hear about the new device that makes your</p><p>car run 95 percent quieter?</p><p>Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.</p><p></p><p>What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?</p><p>A Bingo Machine.</p><p></p><p>Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?</p><p>Ask your mom.</p><p></p><p>How do you know when you're really ugly?</p><p>Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.</p><p></p><p>What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?</p><p>A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.</p><p></p><p>What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?</p><p>Say, "Nice Dick"</p><p></p><p>How do you know when you're leading a sad life?</p><p>When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends."</p><p></p><p>Mom's have Mother's day, Dad's have Fathers day,</p><p>What do single guys have? Palm Sunday</p><p></p><p>Why is being in the Military like a blowjob?</p><p>The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel</p><p></p><p>What does a 85 year old woman have between her breasts?</p><p>Her Navel.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2956051, member: 14320"] Did you hear about the new device that makes your car run 95 percent quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth. What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A Bingo Machine. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom. How do you know when you're really ugly? Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed. What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom? Say, "Nice Dick" How do you know when you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends." Mom's have Mother's day, Dad's have Fathers day, What do single guys have? Palm Sunday Why is being in the Military like a blowjob? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel What does a 85 year old woman have between her breasts? Her Navel. [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
original rare Black Racing Pro N1 16x6.5jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing TE37SL Black Edition...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Honda city JSracing gtwing spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda civic fd ~car spray(Ferrari red)
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda jazz fit gk flrs body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 ~M5 front skirt lip with glossy black
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Kia Forte gtwing spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3 front skirt lip
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Proton Saga VVT Evo Front Bonnet Hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Perodua bezza gear up body kit/spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
Awesome parts made in Melaka!
Saw someone selling sequential box .... turns out it's made in Melaka!
http://www.par-engineering.com/sections/products/products.aspx?typeId=gearsets&manId=nissan§ionId=1
"In November 2008, the 1,800 sq metre...
Base Map - E6X
Need help from experience haltech user. Currently installed E6X 2nd hand to my VR4RS. I need to get hold base map for VR4 in order to tune it. I've been searching all over the net and even emailed to haltech directly...
DIY : Paint Stripping
Found this website and thought I should share it with everyone
DIY Paint Stripping
My car was a collection of primers, original green paint and rust, so it was decided that I would strip the...
Recent Posts
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Honda Malaysia Doubles Down on Hybrids: New CR-V Launches with Dual e:HEV...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
BateriHub Reaches 200-Store Milestone, Becomes Malaysia’s Largest...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Been stalking for 3 years edy
Started by
dheepadarshan95
Introduction and Newbies
Recommendation: Turbocharger for 4B11 N.A engine
Started by
Mitevo7
Car Modification
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
Jokes Archieve - Text Based