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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2984418" data-attributes="member: 14320">Q: What did the Mexican do with his first 50 cent piece?A: He married her.Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Mexico?A: Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.Q: How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course?A: The players don't yell "FORE!" they yell "$3.99!"Q: What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?A: Leukemia.Q: Why aren't there any Indians on the starship enterprise?A: Because they don't work in the future either.Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn't get any because he couldn't throw the dog high enough.Q: Why do men die before their wives?A: They want to.Q: Did you hear about the homo Mountie?A: He jumped on his whistle and blew his horse.Q: What do you call a Muslim roofing contractor?A: Shiite on a shingle.Q: Why is a pedophile like the turtle?A: 'Cause he got there before the hare.Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?A: Marry it!Q: What has 100 teeth and can hold back a huge monster?A: My zipper.Q: What's the difference between spit and swallow?A: Forty pounds of pressure on the back of her head.Q: How do you know if a man has a really ugly wife?A: Her pet name is "Spot".Q: Why did God create alcohol?A: So ugly people could have sex too.Q: Did you hear about the girl who went on a fishing tripwith 6 guys?A: She came back with a red snapper.Q: What is green, two miles long and has an arsehole every two feet?A: The St Patrick's Day parade.Q: Why was John Wayne's toilet paper taken off the market?A: Because it was rough, tough, and didn't take shit from any asshole.Q: Why do Italian men have mustaches?A: So they can look like their mothers.Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt died in a car accident?A: Some prick cut her off.</blockquote>

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