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<blockquote data-quote="Jasper" data-source="post: 1003654" data-attributes="member: 628"><p>One evening at the bar........ </p><p></p><p>A guy in his 40s walks in carrying a big bag and sits at the counter. He place the bag on the seat beside him and proceed to order a drink..... </p><p></p><p>The bar tender served him his drink and being curious, asked "Whats in the big bag?" </p><p></p><p>Without saying a word he opens the bag and out jumps a small and cute little 12inch midget that ran to the piano and started playing happily. </p><p></p><p>Everyone was amazed by how good he was. The curious bar tender said "u know you could make a lot of money with this little guy, where did you get him from?" </p><p></p><p>He replied cooly"I found a lamp in my attic and when I rub it out came a genie and he said will grant 1 wish to anyone who release him, and I wish and I got what I wish for" </p><p></p><p>"WOW! if thats the case would you lend me the lamp so I could wish for something? said the bar tender. </p><p></p><p>Being unselfish the man replied "sure!" </p><p></p><p>"BUT be careful what you wish for....." </p><p></p><p>Bartender "huh??" </p><p></p><p>"pronunciation is very important......WHY WOULD YOU THINK I WANT TO WISH FOR A 12 INCH "PIANIST"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jasper, post: 1003654, member: 628"] One evening at the bar........ A guy in his 40s walks in carrying a big bag and sits at the counter. He place the bag on the seat beside him and proceed to order a drink..... The bar tender served him his drink and being curious, asked "Whats in the big bag?" Without saying a word he opens the bag and out jumps a small and cute little 12inch midget that ran to the piano and started playing happily. Everyone was amazed by how good he was. The curious bar tender said "u know you could make a lot of money with this little guy, where did you get him from?" He replied cooly"I found a lamp in my attic and when I rub it out came a genie and he said will grant 1 wish to anyone who release him, and I wish and I got what I wish for" "WOW! if thats the case would you lend me the lamp so I could wish for something? said the bar tender. Being unselfish the man replied "sure!" "BUT be careful what you wish for....." Bartender "huh??" "pronunciation is very important......WHY WOULD YOU THINK I WANT TO WISH FOR A 12 INCH "PIANIST" [/QUOTE]
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