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<blockquote data-quote="Jasper" data-source="post: 1003663" data-attributes="member: 628"><p>This old timer is sitting on the dock, fishing, when suddenly a frog jumps out of the water and sits by him. </p><p>The old guy stares at the frog and the frog says, "Hello" </p><p></p><p>The old guy's head snaps back in amazement. </p><p></p><p>"Don't be frightened", says the frog, "I am under a spell. If you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful princess and in appreciation of you breaking the spell I will give you the greatest sex you've ever had. So, c'mon, kiss me, and prepare yourself for some hot sex." </p><p></p><p>The old guy reaches down, picks up the frog, and puts it into his shirt pocket as he starts walking home. </p><p></p><p>"Aren't you going to kiss me? asks the frog. </p><p></p><p>"At my age" says the old timer, "I'd rather have a talking frog."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jasper, post: 1003663, member: 628"] This old timer is sitting on the dock, fishing, when suddenly a frog jumps out of the water and sits by him. The old guy stares at the frog and the frog says, "Hello" The old guy's head snaps back in amazement. "Don't be frightened", says the frog, "I am under a spell. If you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful princess and in appreciation of you breaking the spell I will give you the greatest sex you've ever had. So, c'mon, kiss me, and prepare yourself for some hot sex." The old guy reaches down, picks up the frog, and puts it into his shirt pocket as he starts walking home. "Aren't you going to kiss me? asks the frog. "At my age" says the old timer, "I'd rather have a talking frog." [/QUOTE]
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