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<blockquote data-quote="Jasper" data-source="post: 1003691" data-attributes="member: 628"><p>AMERICAN WOMEN </p><p>First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. </p><p>Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. </p><p>Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. </p><p>Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea. </p><p></p><p>JAPANESE WOMEN </p><p>First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all. </p><p>Second date: She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties. </p><p>Third date: You get to have kinky sex with her. </p><p>Then she'll bid you sayonara, as that was her last fling as she's getting married to a Japanese man tomorrow. </p><p></p><p>MALAY WOMEN </p><p>First date: You get to touch that big breast of hers. </p><p>Second date: You get to home base with her. </p><p>Third date: You have to promise her that you are going to get circumcised. </p><p>Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support her whole </p><p>family. The only consolation is that you get to repeat the procedure three </p><p>more times as allowed under Islamic law! </p><p></p><p>CHINESE WOMEN </p><p>First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. </p><p>Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing </p><p>happens too. </p><p>Third date: You have already realized that nothing's going to happen. </p><p></p><p>INDIAN WOMEN </p><p></p><p>First date: You meet her parents. </p><p>Second date: The date is set for the wedding. </p><p>Third date: It's your wedding night! </p><p></p><p>HONG KONG WOMEN </p><p></p><p>First date: you lose all your cash in your wallet </p><p>Second date: you max out all your credit cards </p><p>Third date: you clean out your bank account and you still can't get to first base </p><p>3 weeks after your third date, you die from SARS.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jasper, post: 1003691, member: 628"] AMERICAN WOMEN First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea. JAPANESE WOMEN First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all. Second date: She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties. Third date: You get to have kinky sex with her. Then she'll bid you sayonara, as that was her last fling as she's getting married to a Japanese man tomorrow. MALAY WOMEN First date: You get to touch that big breast of hers. Second date: You get to home base with her. Third date: You have to promise her that you are going to get circumcised. Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support her whole family. The only consolation is that you get to repeat the procedure three more times as allowed under Islamic law! CHINESE WOMEN First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens too. Third date: You have already realized that nothing's going to happen. INDIAN WOMEN First date: You meet her parents. Second date: The date is set for the wedding. Third date: It's your wedding night! HONG KONG WOMEN First date: you lose all your cash in your wallet Second date: you max out all your credit cards Third date: you clean out your bank account and you still can't get to first base 3 weeks after your third date, you die from SARS. [/QUOTE]
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