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<blockquote data-quote="limau" data-source="post: 1043541" data-attributes="member: 2449"><p>In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. </p><p></p><p>A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said," You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." </p><p></p><p>He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: </p><p></p><p>WW, WA, PP, and a red one labelled <span style="color: red">ATR</span>. </p><p></p><p>Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. </p><p></p><p>He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. </p><p></p><p>Anticipating greater pleasure, h e pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. </p><p></p><p>The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. </p><p></p><p>When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the<span style="color: red"> ATR </span>button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. </p><p></p><p>Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I </p><p>remember was pushing the <span style="color: red">ATR</span> button. </p><p></p><p>The nurse explained: "The button marked <span style="color: red">ATR</span> is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is in the jar on your table."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="limau, post: 1043541, member: 2449"] In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said," You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labelled [color=red]ATR[/color]. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, h e pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the[color=red] ATR [/color]button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the [color=red]ATR[/color] button. The nurse explained: "The button marked [color=red]ATR[/color] is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is in the jar on your table." [/QUOTE]
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