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<blockquote data-quote="zeus83" data-source="post: 3214789" data-attributes="member: 41259"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"><img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear</span></span><span style="color: olive"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">?</span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">Disappear at night.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">A: Because they are tired of using their own.</span></span> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: What's common between men and video?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A: Both go backward...forward...backward...forward...backward....forward...</span></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">stop and eject.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?</span></strong><span style="color: red">A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">A: A teabag.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">7 qualities to be a perfect wife:</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">Beautiful,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">Responsible</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">Energetic</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">Adorable</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">Sweet</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">Truthful and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">Self-Organized.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?</span></span><span style="color: red"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong><span style="color: red">A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?</span></strong>A: <span style="color: red">When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When</span> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">day</span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">as I have advised?</span></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">mosquito</span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?</span></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong><span style="color: red">The boy's hand.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked </span></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Why"?</span></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red">The animals told him..........."Your tail is in the front</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"><img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="https://zerotohundred.com/forums/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="zeus83, post: 3214789, member: 41259"] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=red]:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: [/COLOR][/FONT][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=olive][FONT=Arial]?[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=red]A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both Disappear at night.[/COLOR] [B][FONT=Arial]Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?[/FONT][/B] [COLOR=red]A: Because they are tired of using their own.[/COLOR][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial]Q: What's common between men and video? [/FONT][/B][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]A: Both go backward...forward...backward...forward...backward....forward... stop and eject.[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Arial] [B][FONT=Arial]Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?[/FONT][/B][COLOR=red]A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.[/COLOR] [/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial]Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?[/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=red]A: A teabag.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][B][FONT=Arial]7 qualities to be a perfect wife:[/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=red]Beautiful, Responsible Energetic Adorable Sweet Truthful and Self-Organized. In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=red]A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.[/COLOR] [B][FONT=Arial]Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?[/FONT][/B]A: [COLOR=red]When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.[/COLOR] [B][FONT=Arial]Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a [/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial]day[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]as I have advised?[/FONT][/B][/B] [COLOR=red]Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day. [/COLOR] [B][FONT=Arial]Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a [/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial]mosquito[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial]enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?[/FONT][/B] [/B][COLOR=red]The boy's hand.[/COLOR] [B][FONT=Arial]Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan[/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial]removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked Why"?[/FONT][/B][/B] [COLOR=red]The animals told him..........."Your tail is in the front :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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