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Message: <blockquote data-quote="simplythebest" data-source="post: 434781" data-attributes="member: 30">Little Johnny sees Daddy's car passing the playground and go into the woods. Curious he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a "Passionate Embrace". For little Johnny, this is so exciting that he can hardly contain himself and runs home and starts to tell his Mother excitedly............. MOMMY MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDDY AND.................. "Slow down", she tells Johnny as she wants to hear the story. Then Johnny says: "I was at the playground when I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunty Jane. I went back to look for him and saw him giving Aunty Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her skirt then Aunty Jane helped Daddy take off his pants. Aunty Jane then laid down on the seat and then Daddy.................... At this point Mommy cuts him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." That night at the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny starts the story describing the car going into the woods, the undressing, the laying down on the seat and............................. "then Daddy and Aunty Jane did the same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army!" Moral of the story: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before interrupting. :P</blockquote>

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