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<blockquote data-quote="SPEEDSPiRiT" data-source="post: 721385" data-attributes="member: 7"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Happy to share the joke with u people.......</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Something for u to digest!</strong></span><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles perhour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>"Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>"I don't want you to try and talk me out of it", he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55 mph.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60 </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>mph."I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat."</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>got everything I need." she says.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what have you got?"</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>and smiles.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>...."The airbag."....</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Never underestimate how a woman thinks.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Moral of the story:</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Buy Toyota VIOS as it has only one airbag (for driver only). The</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>husband sure die and wife gets everything!</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>So, for a husband don't buy a Vios today.... :)</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Husbands, pls take insurance! but.. think twice for MCIS insurance.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Know why?</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>" M.C.I.S "= Mati Cepat Isteri Senang</strong></span></span></span> <span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SPEEDSPiRiT, post: 721385, member: 7"] [font=Arial Narrow][size=4][color=red][b]Happy to share the joke with u people....... Something for u to digest![/b][/color][color=blue][b] A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles perhour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it", he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55 mph. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60 mph."I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat." The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says. Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. ...."The airbag.".... Never underestimate how a woman thinks. Moral of the story: Buy Toyota VIOS as it has only one airbag (for driver only). The husband sure die and wife gets everything! So, for a husband don't buy a Vios today.... :) Husbands, pls take insurance! but.. think twice for MCIS insurance. Know why? [/b][/color][color=red][b] " M.C.I.S "= Mati Cepat Isteri Senang[/b][/color][/size][/font] [color=#000000] [/color] [/QUOTE]
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