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<blockquote data-quote="satria_95" data-source="post: 2234618" data-attributes="member: 1506"><p>How many women does it take to drive a car?</p><p>None. Because all the females of the world combined together are still not alert enough to put the fuel pump gun back in the fuel pump machine handle before driving off.</p><p></p><p>Why should women just drive small cars?</p><p>Because when it comes to handling machines, their brains are smaller than the size of just 1 piece of 1/4 inch screw.</p><p></p><p>Why should female's cars have cameras and LCD screens instead of mirrors?</p><p>Because females uses mirror to fix up their bloody face while driving instead of using it to look whether there are other drivers around.</p><p></p><p>Why should female do all the cooking?</p><p>Because it's a messy job and we guys already have the messy job of bringing the money home, so why should we be cooking? And shut up about you females who are also working because when we are about to propose to you females, you're always asking if we can support you.</p><p></p><p>Why is it that women take wwwwaaayyyyy longer time to wash cars than men?</p><p>Because they would remove any dirt on the car first with their make up remover, then wash the cars with soap, then use conditioner to "soften" the car so that it looks healthy, then use a hair dryer to blow dry the car, then apply toner on the car (thinking that it'll tone up the color of the car), then apply moisturizer (so that the car color won't dry up and peel), etc etc etc.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="satria_95, post: 2234618, member: 1506"] How many women does it take to drive a car? None. Because all the females of the world combined together are still not alert enough to put the fuel pump gun back in the fuel pump machine handle before driving off. Why should women just drive small cars? Because when it comes to handling machines, their brains are smaller than the size of just 1 piece of 1/4 inch screw. Why should female's cars have cameras and LCD screens instead of mirrors? Because females uses mirror to fix up their bloody face while driving instead of using it to look whether there are other drivers around. Why should female do all the cooking? Because it's a messy job and we guys already have the messy job of bringing the money home, so why should we be cooking? And shut up about you females who are also working because when we are about to propose to you females, you're always asking if we can support you. Why is it that women take wwwwaaayyyyy longer time to wash cars than men? Because they would remove any dirt on the car first with their make up remover, then wash the cars with soap, then use conditioner to "soften" the car so that it looks healthy, then use a hair dryer to blow dry the car, then apply toner on the car (thinking that it'll tone up the color of the car), then apply moisturizer (so that the car color won't dry up and peel), etc etc etc. [/QUOTE]
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