dear paris,
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We are very happy that you chose malaysia to promote "paris". do bring your entourage of your wealthy friends to party. I must warn that any "wild-dance" action(s) may result in an embarrassing raid by our trigger happy watch-people who will gate crash the club (so that they can get you to sign autograph at police station la) without paying entrance fee.
Do donate your expensive louis vuitton luggage's to the needy malaysian. as our escapades will need very little clothing's but only light garments.
btw, are you jetting you gull-wing phantom grey mercedes SLR?? yes please, I can offer you the correct way to handle that monstrous beast. Dont be afraid the car is too large as you have seen "large"
I offer you the delights of KL but I would appreciate if you first sign me as a subsidiary holder of your VISA black card or i offer keep in possession of the black card.
Your stay in malaysia will not be bothered with unsolicited phone calls at night & I ensure we will not be disturb :_:
warm regards
getinyourpants:shcokedcamo: