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Message: <blockquote data-quote="invisibleghost" data-source="post: 1849054" data-attributes="member: 10523">1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.my square PJ sandwich taste as good2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.coz they can't get my phone number3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.no...is when someone drunk staring at it and say "ooooo so big" when its only 5.5"4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.it is ok...vege cracker5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.i was born 1984,spent 5yrs in 80s,no i dun think so6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.this is true,in fact,doing anything while ur drunk is horrible,u can't shoot properly,can't aim properly..bla bla bla7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.the fact of a guy holding a knife does feel very manly [hint: rambo]8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.its not agst the law,esp in malaysia,nothing is illegal until u get caught10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.there is now11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.i alwayz look at the banana and wonder why wasn't mine as big12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.its impossible to describe the smell of anything...for example,wet dog,wet fish,rubbish...etc13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.aka tempting with death [that kinda feel]14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.apa ni?15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.coz the horse might lick u to death or give a kick of ur life16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.hell true...as though they never see a dog before17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.no...is when someone pulled down ur pants and see ur cute lil "pint-to-toilet"18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.looks like...but baby monkeys are cute19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.ppl with crutches are everywhere...thts y20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.i know i did...21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!old men too22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.u could try...bollywood style23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.yes...u might not know when its gona collapsed and get caved in24) You never ever run out of salt.sea water is 70% of earth,besides,u sweat too25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.coz thats the only thing they can crave for before the existance of viagra26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.y?coz they look sissy?its stereotyping..tahts called "animal lover"27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.its more panic to stuck ur foreskin on ur zipper28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.checked on google or wiki before?i never..will tonite29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.i'll break the swans neck if it does that to me30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.no..is when ur head bang the edge of a hanging wall cabinet31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hardyes...coz its not their car32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.uh...so i was a dad even before i pop my cherry?i did that when i was like...10?33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.steal their nose?or pick their nose?34) Bricks are horrible to carry.try carrying 4 at a time from the back of ur house to front,like...10 trips35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.yea..either burnt, soft or crushed into chip dust,thanx to irresponsible ppl when shopping for groceries36.sorry is the easiest word to say37.kei tsu is the legend drift king38.i'm childish and lamedone as per saimon's wish</blockquote>

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