40 Mistakes Men make while having Sex with Women

[satria_95]

jovi69,
I may be the man but no girls wanna get it on with me. :(

melody,
I can't rock without you so it's best if me and you rock together, preferably in the bathroom, fully naked, to make some loving melody sounds that rocks? hehehe

Here's another one.


26- Stop wearing that 30" padded bra! Goodness. Sexiness is about the attitude and personality, not all about breasts and asses. Thick padded bras are only used for those brainless-empty-headed-tong-tong-tong (knocking on empty tin sound) bimbo's who doesn't know how to walk and keep falling flat on their breasts. So unless you admit that you are one of them, then go ahead and wear that 30" padded bra and continue to look like a stupid-dumb-twat. Guys will still get turned on by girls with the right attitude and personality, even if they have small breast and don't wear 30" padded bras.

27- If you don't have that nice sticking-out ass, stop trying to wear bloody-shite-super-miraculously-tremendously-supercalifragalisticexpialidociously tight pants. To you, it may be wah-so-fkin-sexy but to many others, it's wah-her-pussy-is-that-loose-that-she-needs-to-wear-so-tight-to-ensure-her-clit-doesnt-hang-out-so-obviously. Get my drift? No? Then refer back to point no 26, you stupid bitch. If you don't understand point no 26 as well, try to jump in front of an oncoming Rapid KL bus. I guarantee you that you'll make so much headlines, your pic will be all over the front page of national, possibly even international, newspapers.

 

[eyong]

Flaming s_95 ..... hahahaha .....

 

[JtuneD]

Bloody-shite-super-miraculously-tremendously-supercalifragalisticexpialidociously tight pants. To you, it may be wah-so-fkin-sexy but to many others, it's wah-her-pussy-is-that-loose-that-she-needs-to-wear-so-tight-to-ensure-her-clit-doesnt-hang-out-so-obviously. Get my drift? No? Then refer back to point no 26, you stupid bitch.

Wah kao..!!! I luv this quote!!! Hahahaha:angel_smile: :_:

 

[satria_95]

eyong,
Just releasing stress hahaha

cybernation,
You like those long long quotes wan ar? hehehehe

 

[eyong]

s_95: Wonderful stress relieve and brings laughters to others too ..... I am sure there are also many ways to relieve such build-ups ... like ... ahem ....

Any zth wanna add in to ways of stress relieve?

 

[melody]

s_95: Wonderful stress relieve and brings laughters to others too ..... I am sure there are also many ways to relieve such build-ups ... like ... ahem ....

Any zth wanna add in to ways of stress relieve?

let's go for happy hours..:angel_smile:

 

[satria_95]

eyong,
haha well, so far, stress is not really attacking me.... just yet. hehe

Let's get back to the topic. Any more to add? hehe I'm almost out of ideas.

 

[sabelt]

go papaya farm will make you happy...

 

[melody]

hahaha..
sum1 had said it!!

 

[satria_95]

sabelt,
dun wan ler. I can get free ones. papaya farm have to pay. hahaha

 

[melody]

satria_95, i know a 'public transport' is waiting 4 u..
hahaha..

 

[JtuneD]

go papaya farm will make you happy...

Not necessary...some papaya farm will make u "potong steam" ...:confused_smile:

 

[szekeiemme]

waaaaaa
i like s95 version... but luckly he didnt include those throat slitting.. nipple slicing.. dick cutting..dick head behaded kekekeke

 

[eyong]

Woo hooo ... s_95 got free public transport ...

 

[melody]

he got so many until he confused which 2 take..
LRT, MRT, bus, cab, lorry, truck, MPV, SUV...
hehe..

 

[satria_95]

melody,
sorry. I hate public transports. I don't do cheap sluts. wait. sorry. I don't do free sluts or any form of sluts. So let's just stay off that. Thanks.

A little on a side line but indirectly related, I've got this to share.

1 BIG mistake that women always make with men, whether it's sex or not.
- Asking stupid questions that kills the guy's feelings over time.
Stop asking bloody fucking stupid questions like, "do you know what day is tomorrow?" This happens when the guy seems like he forgot her birthday but in fact, is just pretending like no big deal but has a surprise for her. Then, she gives the fucking-idiot-stupid-bitch look like the guy is hiding something from her. The whole thing then becomes an argument and when the guy tells the truth, the surprise is gone. Why must you fucked up females be ssssoooooo suspectful of the guy. If you're so bloody-shit insecure about everything, go hang yourself and make sure you die in doing that. Hiding a surprise from you, we get it bad. Don't give you surprise, you complain we don't give you surprises. Must you (those kind of females) be so fucking dumb?

 

[jeremy]

satria_95,

u must have had bad experience wif women,,haha..btw..wat u posted are 1000% darn true...

 

[satria_95]

jeremy,
Well, I don't have bad experience with women. Just that women have bad attitudes with me. haha