Dialog continous ...

[SkYwAlKeR]

ah hock: aiyah, like wanna show off like that ar... okla okla, can do for u also la... do for u sui sui one... whole rear boot also "ng chik ng chik ng chik' shake ass....

ah beng: if like that how much the cost la??... "ng chik ng chik" also must take care my pocket ohh.... wa sulah talak luit...

 

[szekeiemme]

ah hock : lu eh lau bu ah... nin tek tua tua lip also mahai la.. 12inch sub also mahai also la..

ah beng : okkk...those cheap cheap 1 la..get for me soundstim 1... duwan soundstream ah.. its soundstim..

 

[alien]

Ali: eh... soundstim?
Maniam: no nid la maca.. come come to my abang asehsoli shop..
the price i gip damn cheap wan..

 

[DarkAccoon]

Ah Beng : ehh Maniam, ppl say ur installer all suck wei, bo skill one
Maniam : aiya, that one all plot to kick me down larr, my installer all super good one, mali mali hom already finish installing one

 

[act7656]

Ah Beng: mali mali hom? you eat curry pandai la . macha ..
Ah Hock: Eh, dumbi ... come here curi business ah ??
Maniam: Mana ada boss ...i... not(rrr)...dare(rrrr) la.... tauke..

 

[DarkAccoon]

ah Hock : ehh, tambi, go balik minum susu lar, BENG come here, this macha dunno car one, come i install ur 12" boom boom boom duk chi duk chi
Ah Beng : but arr... money how, today dun have worr

 

[alien]

Ah hock: Nevermind.. come come i arrange a business for u..

Mamat: Oi tauke.. proton evolution siape tu kat luar? eksos besar tu.. heevey molify kot? tanya kat owner.. mau race ngan rxz molify ku tak..? kita side bet..

Ah hock: ah..see.. business come oledi..

 

[act7656]

Ah Beng: bikin so many things, sure need $$$$ ..... jia lat .... :(
AH Hock: Dun worry, we oso have our in house "Big Ear Hole" for your personal financing consultant .... ah bing gor bing gor come here ...
Dai Lan Choi: Yes, who need money ????

 

[simonchangwaimun]

Ah hock: neh this lanjiao here wanna mod car but boh lui...kannieh
ah beng: oi,give face abit la,give u so many biz liao...dun tiu sai ngo kah la,cibaikia
Dai Lan Choi: okok,,,i dun care who gip who biz,now you come here means gimme biz.berapa mau??

 

[act7656]

Ah Beng: Neh, ask this tauke Hock how much he charge me to 'zhng' my car lor
AH Hock: Emm .... let me get calculator first ...
Dai Lan Choi: Wah lew eh, kin kin la, Lin Beh bu eng !!! Kin kin!

 

[DarkAccoon]

ah hock : ehhh, beng, come here, this much can arrr
ah beng : wahhh, real ar man, so cheap only, boom boom boom and big big exhaust with mod till felali can only smell my smoke only for liggit 4k arrr, go ahead man
Dai Lan Choi : so u want 4k lar, mahai, remember pay back by next month arr, here is the interest rate, if can, sign here and give me ur IC

 

[act7656]

ah Beng: but ah ...wait ah....i jus got an sms saying car price will drop wor, so i am thinking buying a brand new real Evo8 beter lor ...
ah hock: eh, tat news bluff one la, car price where got drop one?
Dai Lan Choi: Bang ur lung !!! u wan the money or not? the interest rate is '9 out 13 back" ...

 

[act7656]

ah beng: touke, i think i need to really consider whether wan to 'zhng' my car or not lor ....
ah hock & Dai Lan Choi : (with very very fierce face) wat? mind to say again louder?

 

[Toyota Leg]

ah beng:(thinking)now petrol expensive, everything increase, every month need to pay this lah! that lah! if i borrow money, have to pay interest, wah lan a, no need to eat meh!
ah hock: makahai! wat r u thinking? not waste time lah! wan or not?
Dai lan choi: wei! now how? i have to go c customer now! u wan money or not?
9 out 13 back is very cheap interest lah!

 

[b00n]

Dai lan choi: Like tis lar.....i bollo u lui go buy leal evolution, new car mah! evo 9 wor...
ah hock: see, this cibai kia everything ken settle for u one....u sell ur wiralution to the mamak out there lor....but race wit him 1st lar, prove ur car is si beh lanciau kin to him first! after u get ur leal evo than I mod kau kau for u again!!..bo lui bo tai chi, still can installment one!

 

[act7656]

Ah beng: like tat ah, u say one ah, ok la, On la, kia lui lai..
Dai Lan Choi: like this baru 'sui' ma, na here 4k, sign here
Ah Hock: ok, pass me ur car key ... i zhng' for u now... next monday come back, granti u sui sui one..

 

[DarkAccoon]

Monday comes... monday goes... been two weeks since ah hock took ah beng's car keys....

ah beng : oii, hock, where my car, still no shadow also
ah hock : u wait wait larr, last night finish already, then my chibai son go take it for joy ride marr, coming back soon lar
ah beng : ur chai take my car for a ride, if not mistaken ur son only 15 years old wei
ah hock : no larr, he only 13 this year, ask him go send tofu marr

 

[act7656]

ah beng: then where he go now???
ah hock: he is sending taru to the genting hill la, uncle lim wan to eat mah
ah beng: then he go how long D?
ah hock : go out 10min gala, should come back gala
ah beng: wat's ur son name???
ah hock: my gia called "thang yun tok lan"

 

[Toyota Leg]

1 hour goes......... 2 hour goes.............
ah beng: (thinking) makachayfahai, let his son take my car to ride,
don't know driving pass boh?
ah beng: wei, have to wait until when? 2 hours loh!
ah hock: waitlah! he wan to come back soon lah! may be uncle lim sembang wit him lah! haha....!
ah beng: (thinking) tiukauleh lah! why don't talk uncle lim sleep wit your son, makahai!
ah beng: wei, i can't wait lah! phone your son now lah! i wan to c my car now!

 

[jiaojiao the great]

AHbeng : where r u ? fast fast bring my car back

thang yun tok lan :DIAM la !!! .. LIBEH fighting RX7 downhill mang kacau ..(hang up ) .

ah beng : ur siao kia 13 oni , driving lisen pun boh , how to drive ? somemore genting hill fighting rx7
be ho seh liao la my car .

ah hock : dont worry ... genting load sibeh kan kor hua , no polis wanna go up there
catch ppl one . somemore my son start driving paklok since 8 years old .
ah beng : HARRR , lei dong ngor hai lulu arrr !! lu kia 8 year old hua paklok , leg not
long enuf to touch pedal also .
ah hock : no his paklok use ha mi ..eh hami mi kia liao arrr ... p ..PP ..ARRR PS2 ehh
control . my kia power u know got first rank arr .. so no need worry