if u could..

johnsmith said:
hahaha....you are desperate to be a dog is it?
Just ask around, how many of you can lick your own nuts??
Do you like to have sex with every bitch you see on the streets??
 
ooo....so tis is wat u've been doin when u din attend tt huh!! :secruity:

NOSkill said:
Just ask around, how many of you can lick your own nuts??
Do you like to have sex with every bitch you see on the streets??
 
bikinigal said:
ooo....so tis is wat u've been doin when u din attend tt huh!! :secruity:
Yea, at least I didn't wanna have sex with you.
 
bikinigal said:
i tot he already wanna be a dog...let him do it himself la... :dancing2:
Man, seems like you can't even differenciate a joke and a statement.
For example, ppl claim that big breast = stupid. Have I ever taken it seriously and said it in your face??
 
mmm.........*wonder wonder* :secruity:

NOSkill said:
Man, seems like you can't even differenciate a joke and a statement.
For example, ppl claim that big breast = stupid. Have I ever taken it seriously and said it in your face??
 
NOSkill said:
Just ask around, how many of you can lick your own nuts??
Do you like to have sex with every bitch you see on the streets??

I have to ask... why would you want to lick your nuts? Don't stop there man, you can even kiss your own ass to give yourself a confidence boost :biggrin:

Every bitch I see on the street? Not really man, I'm quite fussy actually. I know a few lookers who's IQs match their shoe size. If you are a stray though, you might encounter tick infestation, rabies, forms of skin abnormalities and other diseases :eek:
 
Duke Red said:
I have to ask... why would you want to lick your nuts? Don't stop there man, you can even kiss your own ass to give yourself a confidence boost :biggrin:

Every bitch I see on the street? Not really man, I'm quite fussy actually. I know a few lookers who's IQs match their shoe size. If you are a stray though, you might encounter tick infestation, rabies, forms of skin abnormalities and other diseases :eek:

Do you understand the topic of this thread?? Or have you read every post on this thread??
 
i wanna be ghost/god....invisible to everyone....so no ones know wat im trying to do...beware.... :eek:
 
NOSkill said:
Do you understand the topic of this thread?? Or have you read every post on this thread??

Yes I do and yes I have.

If you paid careful attention you would have realised I inserted a :biggrin: at the end of my statement. To my understanding, that normally means a person is making an attempt at humour though I conceed that some people are funnier than others.

Please enlighten me as to what it is you think I do not understand.
 
NOSkill said:
Don't forget the crazy sex part, lol.


I wanna be a dog, so that I can lick my own nuts all day and nobody cares.

what breed you want to be? bullmastiff? chiwawa? great dane?bull terrier? or british bull dog?


if can choose I want to be the soap hang on the rope in paris hilton's bath room....
 
NOSkill said:
Don't forget the crazy sex part, lol.


I wanna be a dog, so that I can lick my own nuts all day and nobody cares.
person la...

oh ya.. all the sex.. how can i forget?
 
links said:
what breed you want to be? bullmastiff? chiwawa? great dane?bull terrier? or british bull dog?


if can choose I want to be the soap hang on the rope in paris hilton's bath room....
hey... clever thinking.. haha.. but wat if all the fun take place in the bedroom?
 
ka_ren said:
hey... clever thinking.. haha.. but wat if all the fun take place in the bedroom?

Dont care where the fun take place...soap only serve its function while the time she shower......*sigh*
 

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