Meet up with JPJ road block.

wiramod11

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damn today meet with JPJ...damn kau sui..!!!
Just come out from my house 1 km nia jam and road block..near
PGRM area...

conversions with the 1st officer...
1st Officer: Ini wira ka evo...??
me: wira lar encik..tada duit beli evo mah..
1st Officer: ini salah ni ... you punya depan kereta halfcut evo..!!
me: encik bagi peluang lar... (i make 1 cent face)
1st Officer: tak boleh macam ni... macam ini katakan kalau you lelaki
pakai skirt ..?? apa macam..??? (at the same time - he just round my
car look at my spoiler, ekzos pipe...and even look inside..)
than...
1st Officer: apa macam...saya buka surat bagi you pergi wangsa maju
JPJ check kereta..so you tukar balik semua ori.. ok..???
me: lar...jangan macam ni encik..bagi peluang .. lar...(1 cent face again)

after this...that guy ask his senior officer to see...and the senior officer
said the same thing...he even ask to open my bonnet see my engine..and
even ask me this and that lar...what mod i do lar... than i said give me chances
lar...encik.... at least that guy piss off..already...he said "Ini engine head you
sudah mod ka..?? HAH..!!! ni bukan ori..!!!" i said ini ori lar encik 1.6 proton..!!
He said... "you ingat i bodoh ka...saya pun kaki mod...!!! you sudah tukar you
punya engine head lagi buat tak tau..!!!..dah..dah...jalan ...jalan..!!!"

damn i was luckly to go off... but the problem is my engine head not even mod..
it was all original except for the internal engine nia mah...bugger... summore said
he also kaki mod.... i didn't even want to give a bribe at them at all...i guess that's
why he was so piss off........bugger.....
 
that's weird.. how did he let u go ar?? tot he said will bagi surat bla bla .. then suddenly ask u jalan?? :confused: sorry blur here...
 
u live at shamelin ? my house is also 2km from PGRM....thanks for the warning .. i wont go out now
 
yahlor...the 1st guy said die-die also want to give me the surat
to go JPJ wangsa maju for checking... but than i really give the 1
cent face..until...i even cook up some story...lar...bla..bla...i give
my company name card also...lar... than only that guy ask his
senior officer to talk with me... the senior officer said want to give surat
liao... than talk more...summore open my car bonet see my engine this
and that lar...until he also fed up already..maybe i didn't give bribe kua...
but i think i was really lucky lar today...
i was eventually late for work liao... at that time around 10.10am..
(over slept cases...due to OT yesterday night)...

man i forget that the road is quite famous of JPJ road block from 10am
till 12.30pm one.... almost everyday ... but dang...just forget the time.
hehehe :D
haha...bryan90s .. you live near shamelin also ka...hahah... better next time
remember this road ...if you found out a little jam...on that road..around 10am
till 12.30pm than better dont use that road ...cause it famous for JPJ road block.


haha...until now..i was thinking to buy an evo and rev kau infront of that senior
officer....man..i was a bit piss off.. when he said my engine head modded..apalar..
the engine head itself printed PROTON there.... aiyo.... :D
 
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sabelt said:
what a rude *&(* JPJ officer...Tapi dulu JPJ saya takda stop, lari saja. Coz no approval letter..haha

yo sabelt wat engine u convert?
u r so brave man
solute u
 
sabelt said:
what a rude *&(* JPJ officer...Tapi dulu JPJ saya takda stop, lari saja. Coz no approval letter..haha

wah...sabelt...like that one meh... takda stop, lari saja...hahahah.. me kennot lar... me cannot lar... tada berani... hahaha.. unless i was like having fully modded engine with loaded.... without approval ... than sure lari lar... cause if get caught..sure the whole car kena tow back to JPJ..hahaha
 
wiramod11 said:
damn today meet with JPJ...damn kau sui..!!!
Just come out from my house 1 km nia jam and road block..near
PGRM area...

conversions with the 1st officer...
1st Officer: Ini wira ka evo...??
me: wira lar encik..tada duit beli evo mah..
1st Officer: ini salah ni ... you punya depan kereta halfcut evo..!!
me: encik bagi peluang lar... (i make 1 cent face)
1st Officer: tak boleh macam ni... macam ini katakan kalau you lelaki
pakai skirt ..?? apa macam..??? (at the same time - he just round my
car look at my spoiler, ekzos pipe...and even look inside..)
than...
1st Officer: apa macam...saya buka surat bagi you pergi wangsa maju
JPJ check kereta..so you tukar balik semua ori.. ok..???
me: lar...jangan macam ni encik..bagi peluang .. lar...(1 cent face again)

after this...that guy ask his senior officer to see...and the senior officer
said the same thing...he even ask to open my bonnet see my engine..and
even ask me this and that lar...what mod i do lar... than i said give me chances
lar...encik.... at least that guy piss off..already...he said "Ini engine head you
sudah mod ka..?? HAH..!!! ni bukan ori..!!!" i said ini ori lar encik 1.6 proton..!!
He said... "you ingat i bodoh ka...saya pun kaki mod...!!! you sudah tukar you
punya engine head lagi buat tak tau..!!!..dah..dah...jalan ...jalan..!!!"

damn i was luckly to go off... but the problem is my engine head not even mod..
it was all original except for the internal engine nia mah...bugger... summore said
he also kaki mod.... i didn't even want to give a bribe at them at all...i guess that's
why he was so piss off........bugger.....

iszit mean that ur front wira head totaly converted to evo head r?

if yes then u might consider 2day is ur lucky dar lor~~
 
Yeah, its was 2 years back. JPJ Roadblock infront of Stadium Cheras. No where to turn back. Used to drive satria 1.3 convert to 1.6 + racing cam, mivec hood, bodykit. (its freaking loud, stop roadblock also no use).

The car has been illegal for like 3 months. At that time if stop roadblock surely kanna SITA punya.

No approval letter, road tax still 1.3, no surat kastam coz my mechanic lazy to collect the document from halfcut shop. Dunno what to do, fark!...run liao! REV till 7000rpm then the officer like WOI!

3 months later, the love letter arrives. Asking for to help for investigation, inspection and court letter. Seek for runners help, give them explaination why run away, now settled liao. Lucky. Will never do that again.
 
N/A guy...bro... hehhe..yah lah..my front car body is evo3 mah..:D
yah..was thinking lucky too... but funny... this time the JPJ seems
a bit more strict liao... last time i kena also can easily get away
after slow talk... but now ..very damn garang... hehe...

wah sabelt...ganas...ganas...rev until 7K RPM...man...i'm sure the
whole jpj block group smell your smoke kaw-kaw...!! hahah
 
wiramod11 said:
damn today meet with JPJ...damn kau sui..!!!
Just come out from my house 1 km nia jam and road block..near
PGRM area...

conversions with the 1st officer...
1st Officer: Ini wira ka evo...??
me: wira lar encik..tada duit beli evo mah..
1st Officer: ini salah ni ... you punya depan kereta halfcut evo..!!
me: encik bagi peluang lar... (i make 1 cent face)
1st Officer: tak boleh macam ni... macam ini katakan kalau you lelaki
pakai skirt ..?? apa macam..??? (at the same time - he just round my
car look at my spoiler, ekzos pipe...and even look inside..)
than...
1st Officer: apa macam...saya buka surat bagi you pergi wangsa maju
JPJ check kereta..so you tukar balik semua ori.. ok..???
me: lar...jangan macam ni encik..bagi peluang .. lar...(1 cent face again)

after this...that guy ask his senior officer to see...and the senior officer
said the same thing...he even ask to open my bonnet see my engine..and
even ask me this and that lar...what mod i do lar... than i said give me chances
lar...encik.... at least that guy piss off..already...he said "Ini engine head you
sudah mod ka..?? HAH..!!! ni bukan ori..!!!" i said ini ori lar encik 1.6 proton..!!
He said... "you ingat i bodoh ka...saya pun kaki mod...!!! you sudah tukar you
punya engine head lagi buat tak tau..!!!..dah..dah...jalan ...jalan..!!!"

damn i was luckly to go off... but the problem is my engine head not even mod..
it was all original except for the internal engine nia mah...bugger... summore said
he also kaki mod.... i didn't even want to give a bribe at them at all...i guess that's
why he was so piss off........bugger.....

bro,
may i ask what engin are u running with??evo??
 
aiks, few months back i kena jpj at sg buloh... mivec bodykit... :O he dun let me go.... rm100 flew away....
 
tadak lar...i'm running on proton stock standard engine nia..
where got money to convert to evo engine..heheh :D
 
i see...standard stock wira engine no problem ler...that guy wanted some bribe maybe bcoz of ur body kits kua...:p...if lidat...i think i kena lor....engine not ori satria, body kit with r-34...damn......
 
hahaha
zero u sure kena tangkap 1 when block
furthermore 'chui' here n there wif ur bov
 

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